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So i have a massive amount of hair right now, i shaved it and it grew out. now i look like a giant koosh ball (for those of you who know what that is, you know how stupid i look).

In the spirit of racing downhill bikes, and wanting to look silly (but on purpose this time) i have decided to give myself a wacky haircut for 2 weeks. What should i do?

Right now giving myself a weird mohawk style thing is leading. If i cant decide, well i just shave my head again and be done with it.

ideas people, i need ideas.

 

[Toshi]

if there is any possibility of a mullet, you must do it

 

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if there is any possibility of a mullet, you must do it

Sorry, not long enough for a mullet. If so i would have been rocking one last weekend south of the mason dixon line where it is still in fashion.

 

[RhinofromWA]

If you go mohawk....singles stripes are so lame....

do atleast two. or turn them side to side instead of front to back.

A mullet woud be cool.....but how long is the back? it probably isn't "all party" back there yet.

 

[Westy]

Go for the most XXtreme mullet known to man, the skullet.

 

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If you go mohawk....singles stripes are so lame....

do atleast two. or turn them side to side instead of front to back.

A mullet woud be cool.....but how long is the back? it probably isn't "all party" back there yet.

Naw, sorry,. It is still business in the rear...a little shaggy tho. A dual mohawk would be cool..freeskier style.

 

[tammy]

Go for the most XXtreme mullet known to man, the skullet.

ROCK ON!!! Westy, you are THE MAN!!! Good call :evil:

 

[Rockland]

How about a haircut that looks like a crown. Shave the top, with a ring of spikey hair around.

 

[p-spec]

ROCKLAND

thats great lolololol or do a reverse mohawk like shave completly one stripe and let all the hair let loose on the sides.

Or if you have a pro haircut chick.Shave it and get it colored blue and white and tell her to make the quebec flag.

Or get it colored like a cow or a tigre or animal style.

 

[Booker]

There was some kid at Snowshoe with his hair shaved up to look like male pattern baldness. You know shaved bald in the middle with hair on the sides and back. That was pretty goofy lookin.

 

[p-spec]

a reverse mullet!!!!!!!!!!

think of it lol

 

[LukeD]

ROCKLAND

thats great lolololol or do a reverse mohawk like shave completly one stripe and let all the hair let loose on the sides.

Or if you have a pro haircut chick.Shave it and get it colored blue and white and tell her to make the quebec flag.

Or get it colored like a cow or a tigre or animal style.

i 2nd the reverse mohawk haha just dye the hair that's left...something dumb like purple or pink..those colors would fit u well haha jk

 

[Dingus McGee]

Kids, kids...I guess you missed the early 80s terminolgy - a reverse Mohawk is
a Nohawk and a Male Pattern Baldness (ala Bozo) in called a Klink ("Ho-o-o-ogan!) A double Nohawk is a Trihawk. You cant go wrong with a Klink although Palmer already sported a red Bozo in the 90s. My favorite was always (apologies for non-PC name) a Cancer Cut where you take the clippers
and just randomly hack down to the skin (no attachment) Then you can spike what's left with Knox gelatin or egg whites (for you dumpsterpunx using foodstamps).

 

[Tenchiro]

Fro it out then dye it clown wig stylee.

 

[MVRIDER]

Do you have enough to do the pattern baldness, only with a comb over? Super thin with only about 3-4 strands going across?

 

[Dingus McGee]

Do you have enough to do the pattern baldness, only with a comb over? Super thin with only about 3-4 strands going across?

Now you're talking! a bad combover would slay the crowd. Dyed impossibly black on top with gray around the temples.

 

[MVRIDER]

Now you're talking! a bad combover would slay the crowd. Dyed impossibly black on top with gray around the temples.

And when the wind picks up it would be the flag of downhill pride!

 

[Jeremy R]

There was some kid at Snowshoe with his hair shaved up to look like male pattern baldness. You know shaved bald in the middle with hair on the sides and back. That was pretty goofy lookin.

Yep, that kid was walking towards me, and I got all sad and stuff thinking he had some bad disease. Then I saw him from the side and realized he was just trying real hard to not get laid. I think he had it down pat.

 

[Mumbles]

you should go with a straight up mohawk died bright pink! either that or cut it to look like an old-school Friar (bald in the middle on top). that would be funny.

 

[Kornphlake]

racing stripes

 

[Ifelloffabike]

if you can grow faical hair well

grow yourself a chinstrap (sideburns down to the jawline then connecting to eachother at the chin) then shave all the hair on your head besides the strip that would extend from the top of your sideburns, so it looks like a ring around your head.

 

[OGRipper]

Shave it all 'cept for two devil horns all gelled up and sticking off yer head. Complete the look with a 'stache, goatee, and some red face paint. Like this: :evil:

Or (if your going for the chicks) shave it all 'cept for one big horn all gelled up and sticking straight out the front, you know, unicorn style.

 

[duff-man]

You know shaved bald in the middle with hair on the sides and back.

I second that notion!

 

[Slacker]

Oh, I got some ideas for ya....

 

[DHanamal]

Cornrows

 

[MMike]

Hare krishna?

 

[SuspectDevice]

There was some kid at Snowshoe with his hair shaved up to look like male pattern baldness. You know shaved bald in the middle with hair on the sides and back. That was pretty goofy lookin.

I rocked that haircut at the SNowshoe AMBC back in ~98. FARKING style biters!