[HardtailHack]

I wonder how many bottle caps it takes to make my car
hmmmmmm

Bout 344000 if it has an alloy motor.

I stopped drinking energy drinks a while ago, today I had 1.5L of Monster, it's 2:35am and my brain won't switch off, normally it doesn't switch on. Already fixed a toilet lid that kept closing but the house I'm house sitting at has no more tools and I think the neighbours might get a bit grumpy if I turn all the lights on and finish cleaning the pool. I'm so glad I don't have Fox, the music they play on MTV, etc is ****ing rubbish, where's the punk and metal? This **** will put me in a coma not send me to sleep, oh wait a song by TLC has just come on, awesome!

 

[scottishmark]

I still frikkin' love New Girl

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

I don't know where my feet are anymore. Constantly bumping into furniture and walls.

 

[skibunny24]

Lol! Some chick on the radio just called another chick (who was cheating with chick #1's man), a sh!t gargling gutter slut! LOL!

 

[ICEBALL585]

Anyone want to give me $1,000,000? Anyone at all?

 

[skibunny24]

I wish I had a million to give out!!!

 

[MMike]

Lol! Some chick on the radio just called another chick (who was cheating with chick #1's man), a sh!t gargling gutter slut! LOL!

what station? the End?

 

[Rip]

If I dealt with the wind this week, a little rain rain is not going to hurt.

 

[eric strt6]

Why is it that I can easily lift a 220# person in a wheel chair up a flight of stairs one day and the next day a 30#step stool feels heavy?

 

[skibunny24]

what station? the End?

Nope! KISS--they do the war of the roses thing (where they try to offer someone's sig other flowers and see who they send them to to see if they are cheating...) this time it was a girl calling out a girl who was trying to steal her man. Pretty funny stuff!

 

[jdcamb]

Work has found out that I worked for a customer on the side. I want to wrench again, I miss it.

 

[jackalope]

Ahh, the seemingly ever present 1 floor elevator guy. Thanks Obama...

 

[Beef Supreme]

If I wanted to hear about the Pope, I'd join the Catholic church.

 

[eric strt6]

Crappola, I have a7:30 pm transport going to 82nd and Bancroft aka little Beruit. Even Oakland PD doesn't go there at night

 

[eric strt6]

If I wanted to hear about the Pope, I'd join the Catholic church.

Amen brother lol

 

[ICEBALL585]

Crappola, I have a7:30 pm transport going to 82nd and Bancroft aka little Beruit. Even Oakland PD doesn't go there at night

Well if anything crazy happens, then just hide behind the fat person you're transporting.

 

[$tinkle]

Well played Culver's.

Well played

 

[eric strt6]

Well if anything crazy happens, then just hide behind the fat person you're transporting.

Fat, she was.......

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

Do you ever give out suckers, jell-o, or turkey legs to "good" patients ?

 

[insanitylevel9]

the moment you decide to take your back seats out to avoid driving people around.

 

[jdcamb]

Middlesex county ma registry of deeds = douchebags

 

[ICEBALL585]

Ordered a few different bike parts online yesterday... half of them are on back order. FML.

 

[skibunny24]

Oooo.... do not feel good. Must be time for a reallllly early bed time!

 

[stevew]

the cosby show is still funny...

 

[eric strt6]

another one of life's weird milestones: On Sunday in Pismo Beach I ordered from the senior menu and got the discount without getting asked for ID

Sh1t

 

[Da Peach]

I had my first double dream ever last night. A dream within a dream. It was zombie related. Freaked me out.

 

[eric strt6]

I had my first double dream ever last night. A dream within a dream. It was zombie related. Freaked me out.

MMike was in it?

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

I had my first double dream ever last night. A dream within a dream. It was zombie related. Freaked me out.

You gotta turn that into a screen play. Zombie Strippers has already been done, but not Zombie Inception or I Dream of Zombie.

Oooh even better, Canadian Zombies that just kind of slur "eh" instead of the standard moan.

 

[$tinkle]

when it comes to making schytty music even schyttier, skrillex is a true pioneer

 

[Beef Supreme]

Oooh even better, Canadian Zombies that just kind of slur "eh" instead of the standard moan.

Canadian Zombies is just ham.

 

[Ride Monzie]

My life is only awesome on the Internet; and even then, the term "awesome" is suspect at best.

 

[Da Peach]

I remember playing Mouse Trap on my Gemini video game system, and listening to "it's still rock n roll to me" by billy Joel on the little Citizen brand ghetto blaster I got for my birthday.

 

[$tinkle]

for mindless & repetitive coding, belly dancing music is an unexpectedly good fit

 

[skibunny24]

omG

Totally WANT!! Wish it were in my budget!!

 

[Ride Monzie]

Only $50.

 

[Quo Fan]

My work computer is slower than molasses going uphill in January with a head-wind.

 

[MMike]

i tried blueberry redbull today.

 

[stevew]

i tried blueberry redbull today.

i hope your flat bill was turned nonchalantly to the right as you sipped...

 

[$tinkle]

i tried blueberry redbull today.

wrong thread, n00b

 

[MMike]

i hope your flat bill was turned nonchalantly to the right as you sipped...

I said REDBULL, not Monster.... SPEAK-A DA ENGLISH????