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Cool, still coming down ?
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I ate so much that now I can't even move to burn 0.5 calories!
Your starting to be white peoples problems poster child
I think I'm becoming a tea snob.
Do you realize our children will never know the joys of a good anonymous prank phone call? Fvcking every bodies got caller ID now. A proxy or an unregistered number seems like a lot of work for a 13 year old to call someone and ask if their refrigerator is running. 
Do not use oven cleaner to clean your bong in the oven. The Fire dept will come, and shortly after that the Police. The Fire Dept let my Cat out. He was sitting on the porch when I came home thankfully.
Whats more inconvenient, having to be re-booked, or becoming a smoking hole somewhere between COS and SFO you stupid old bitch?
Today at work people were talking about **** for hours. Nothing I cared about. So I tuned them out. I did my work and went home. Getting Phugging paid!
I think I really like Ground Bison Burgers on a sourdough roll with swiss cheese and spicy brown mustard
I feel better reading posts from people that I think may be crazy on a forum then from people I know on facebook.
What are your favorites?
i finally realized the biggest difference between road cycling and mtb:
team. replica. jerseys.
team. replica. jerseys.
The other night this guy helped me get out of my driveway. Last night he was dumping garbage into our dumpster. For some reason I wrote his plate number down along with the time. When I got home the Police asked me if I saw anything last night. I gave them the plate # and time. About an hour later they called me on the phone and told me to look out my window to see if the guy in the back of the car was him. It was. I have no idea what happened....
I live in the last driveway at the end of a long block. All the slushy mess that the plows push down the street ends up in my driveway and freezes in the 15 degree weather. The only thing I think about while chopping blocks of ice out of the end of my driveway... Is about going back inside.....
HTC still advertise their phones with the time at 10:08, it doesn't make a digital clock look good, stop it!
Forward electronics bay door on a MD88 is goofier than a football bat. Felt like I was breaking into a space capsule.
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My morning tea used to consist of Newmans Own "Royal Tea", wife bought me some PG tips which I think is better. What drove my realization of tea snobbery was forgetting my tea, and having to use what ever cheap crap we had on the airplane, and it was terrible. I used to like it.
I cannot believe how slow this day is going....
people unclear on the concept
My Mother in law is bitching about how cold she is in the house while drinking a pint glass full of ice water
My Mother in law is bitching about how cold she is in the house while drinking a pint glass full of ice water
Sometimes when I am "listening" to my employees, I suddenly flash to the movie 'Repo Man' and internally yell, "Goddamn dipsh1t Rodriguez, Gypsy Dildo Punks!!"
Why do some people think that if they keep rambling, they'll actually say something ?
So you HAVE met my mother-in-law
It's Gallery Hop night, so I have to do a lot of nodding and smiling and answering really stupid questions. Also I get to listen to people blather on and on about nothing. Reminds me of some of the incoherent posts on here, only in person and I can't click the mouse to make them go away. Communication is a dying art I'm afraid.
next time bring a nerf bat to whack them upside their heads when they imitate PSP or Mooshu
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One idiot who couldn't form a complete sentence let alone a coherent thought managed to tell me his mind was out there somewhere as he pointed outside. It took great restraint to not suggest he follow it.
On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.
strong coffee and oatmeal = colon blow. Hazmat team has been called
Confirmed by my neighbors, I was not the only one to be visited by multiple weirdos last night.
On a positive (but strange) note, a woman was on the verge of tears over a pendant of mine. She said it was the most beautiful piece of jewelry she had ever seen. She didn't buy it, but a complement none the less amongst an ocean of banality.
edit: left out the weird part. As she was leaving...
her: "congratulations"
me: " for what ?"
her: "for being awesome"
On a positive (but strange) note, a woman was on the verge of tears over a pendant of mine. She said it was the most beautiful piece of jewelry she had ever seen. She didn't buy it, but a complement none the less amongst an ocean of banality.
edit: left out the weird part. As she was leaving...
her: "congratulations"
me: " for what ?"
her: "for being awesome"
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I hope she wasn't the Ted Danson of artisan jewelry appreciation... [/kidding]
Celine Dion sung in French sounds slightly more foreign, and therefore less immediately offensive. Gosh, I'm so PC...
I'd kill for some guacamole right now.
Sometimes I go back and read some of the stupid crap I wrote. WTF!
If doctors and scientists could somehow find a way to transplant the flush mechanism of industrial toilets into the human throat, there would never be another choking fatality ever again.
It's 5:47 est and its not 100% dark