People that do graffiti should have their hands smashed with hammers.
the random thought thread
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I fear my eyebrows are attempting to secede my forehead.
My eyes feel so heavy and I am damnnnnnnnnn sleepy in the office these days!
Tears from pulling a nose hair out often are bigger then tears from the loss of a loved one.
its not fair but.... Let me tell you about nose hairs....
its not fair but.... Let me tell you about nose hairs....
Life sometimes seems like being the target in a hairball hurling contest.
Dont eat yogurt and a bowl of chili at the same meal.
#firstworldstomachproblems
#firstworldstomachproblems
The entire McRib sandwich contains about 70 ingredients — including a flour-bleaching agent used in yoga mats.
man 11 years on the monkey and not once do I get a thread about becoming an even more senior citizen PFFFT
I fart in your general direction
I fart in your general direction
Yup, definitely getting older, starting to repeat yourself.
Happy belated falling-out-your-mom day.
stinky egg fart back at you...
Screw the eggs... You should smell what is coming out of me with the meds I am on
If my co-workers could hear my inner monologue then I would have been fired years ago.
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Safety
Dance ...
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Safety
Dance ...
I never though that the coolest thing would be watching my wife 14 days post knee replacement surgery getting on to our elliptical trainer and setting the ramp angle at 12 to do a work out. She is almost ready to toss the walker.
Why does it seem like few women have hobbies?
Why do women never do anything romantic for guys?
Why do women never do anything romantic for guys?
I really like hummus.
You are clearly talking to the wrong women!
Sometimes I cry on my way to work because sitting at a computer all day is like a slow death. I wish I were out doing any of my hobbies right now...
I have only gotten to ride once in the past two and a half weeks. Getting very, very grumpy.
you never get morning head?
i was once woken up from a deep sleep by a friends cat sitting on my chest upchucking a fur ball.... the one and only time i've thrown a cat across the room.
I can afford to buy a new car. yeah.
Maybe he's going to buy a new, glitter car?
I find any OP that ends in "discuss" very annoying.
Oh, is your brother visiting ?
Touareg TDI comes in Glitter? Man it doesn't get any better then that!Maybe he's going to buy a new, glitter car?
The only time I wish we'd had a boy is when I see how awesome Legos are now.
i remember seeing some where that some one on this forum had a subaru forester xt that was the same era as my car. who the hell was it i wanted to ask you a couple things about your car.... come on own up who was it.
Dad's buying an 06 forester xt this week. Not sure what era yours is.. and mines an 02 outback
it was one of the mid west guys, i have a red 06 non xt and he had a red 06 xt. pretty much the same car as me.....
make it stop, please make it stop. My mother in law is staying for the week and is watching every cornball xmas movie ever made for at least the 30th time and cackling at all the lame gags and scenes. My wife won't let me go out to the camper to hide.
what do they use to ship styrofoam peanuts?
boxes.
Eat a lot of whatever gives you bad gas......they will ask you to leave
finally couldn't take it any more so the two old dawgs bailed to the camper
Stoney
It doesn't snow like this anywhere but here. Inches an hour crap is just silly.