the random thought thread
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Co-worker goes into public bathroom in socks, uses toilet seat cover. 
Mmmmm dill pickles....
I was better off not going. I would have choked some greedy bitches...
I thought that a skier forum would be just as fun as ridemonkey.... but they are a bunch of grumpy old crumudgens (and not in the fun way) I just wanted to express my thanks for the 'naggy old crones' from teh 
on this week if Thanksgiving. Love you all, xo...x...o.
on this week if Thanksgiving. Love you all, xo...x...o.
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It is just SkrdShtles using a bunch of different usernames.I thought that a skier forum would be just as fun as ridemonkey.... but they are a bunch of grumpy old crumudgens (and not in the fun way) I just wanted to express my thanks for the 'naggy old crones' from teh
Thanks fuzzy butt. We use the right amount of shimz in our sarcasm damping circuits here.I thought that a skier forum would be just as fun as ridemonkey.... but they are a bunch of grumpy old crumudgens (and not in the fun way) I just wanted to express my thanks for the 'naggy old crones' from teh
Ohhhh that makes sense now!
Yes, no butt hurts... just fuzzy butts...Thanks fuzzy butt. We use the right amount of shimz in our sarcasm damping circuits here.
(is that like a friendly sword fight?Replace mugs with pickles:
)replace banana with pickle:
I love Alyson Hannigan.
my hands and forearms reek of garlic and herbs from placing the under skin rub on the turkey. Hot water, soap and scrubbing has barely diminished the smell, I like it but the wife is gonna hate it when I hit the sack later
I smell like sage.
"Would you rather fight 100 duck sized horses, or 1 horse sized duck?"
How can there be a zombie apocolypse if they always eat & tear apart what they catch?
GRAMMAR: The difference between knowing your sh*t and knowing you're sh*t.
I forgot to poop yesterday.
A girl I know from high school just put the following status on Facebook...
"It's a Nickelback kind of day #jamminout"
To defriend her or not to defriend her, that is the question
"It's a Nickelback kind of day #jamminout"
To defriend her or not to defriend her, that is the question
A girl I know from high school just put the following status on Facebook...
"It's a Nickelback kind of day #jamminout"
To defriend her or not to defriend her, that is the question
Maybe its her way of saying the day completely sucks
It's not as rare as you might think. Quite a common sight at a riding area nearby.
Some people think they have "trained" their dog ...I say not until your dog can do this is your work complete.
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make akward conversation about how nickleback is our one true god!A girl I know from high school just put the following status on Facebook...
"It's a Nickelback kind of day #jamminout"
To defriend her or not to defriend her, that is the question
Do sluts call their private parts public parts?
Having now retired, I sometimes have to create opportunities to keep my deductive reasoning skills sharp.
Mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a couple nice cold beers.
The day was gorgeous, and the brew facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.
Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.
Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reasoning behind my conclusion:
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case . . . still sharp as a tack.
Mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a couple nice cold beers.
The day was gorgeous, and the brew facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.
Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.
Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reasoning behind my conclusion:
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case . . . still sharp as a tack.
My brother bought me a tactical tomahawk from SOG..... Zombies got no chance against me.....
Dude! I just found out our season passes are not just night passes!!! And it's opening weekend!!! I am one stoked skibunny!!!!!!
Tactical tomahawk? Were they out of precision grenades?
I saw that on Amazon the other day! I was so close to buying one for my RMSS elf!
They throw nicely, have good weight, good balance.... Everyone should have at least one
Oh Fresno, no matter how hard you try, your airport will always be a sad little place. 
I'd love some pot stickers right about now.
I have the same birthday as Jimmy Page. Fvck yea.
Die trying or try dying.
I share birthdays with John F Kennedy, the State of Wisconsin, and Francis Rossi of Status Quo. Beat that.
I did........with Jimmy Page.
OK Bitch you just sunk your nails into my arm for some stupid ****. I am going to sit right here and bide my time here on the monkey until you leave. This fart is gonna slay you....
I think I am going to get a bunch of credit cards and max them since the world is going to end