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the random thought thread

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by skinny mike, May 6, 2008.

  1. DirtyMike Turbo Fluffer

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    Only part about being single that really sucks......... Whenyou get a pimple in the middle of your back and cannot reach it....
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  2. skibunny24 Enthusiastic Receiver of Reputation

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    combine such traumas with being Catholic... and having a father who works in the church :shudder: it's good to be 30 and have my own family now...
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  4. johnbryanpeters Hero

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    It is very easy to secure a computer, but it is very hard to do anything useful with a secure computer or to secure a useful computer.
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  5. AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking

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    Overheard on tonights ride from a female rider to another:

    "I don't know about you, but my crotch is taking a pounding. I'm not used to all this up and down."

    :rofl:
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  6. HardtailHack used an iron once

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    29ers should have their own race category just like 24" BMX's.
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  7. eric strt6 Resident Curmudgeon

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    holy shiznits Manimal has posted on the monkey....must be a slow day in the border wars
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  8. eric strt6 Resident Curmudgeon

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    The cold, tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as Lager. South African beer is also acceptable, as they are pound for pound the greatest sporting nation on earth and it can only be due to the beer. They are also part of the British Commonwealth - see what it did for them. American brands will be referred to as Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine, so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion.
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  9. Da Peach Outwitted by a rodent

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    What's worse?:

    Using a porta potty for #2 and enduring the smell, or:
    Mouth breathing for duration of "the business", then when you're all done, realising that you can taste what you were avoiding smelling in the first place

    This should have been a poll...
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  10. ICEBALL585 Bacontard

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    They took out one of the normal vending machines in the lunchroom at work and put in a new vending machine with "healthy" options like veggies w/ dip and baked chips.

    I give it a week before the fat people revolt.
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  11. CrabJoe StretchPants Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick

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    Chivalry is not dead, and apparently hasn't gone unnoticed.
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  12. Kevin Active Member

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    Shall I go surf at Wizzard or playa Bluff today...
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  13. jackalope Mental acuity - 1%

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    Fvcking new luxury car for winter equinox day commericals...Really? And all I want is a new sword.
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  14. Da Peach Outwitted by a rodent

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    Imodium is a bitch-goddess.

    She gives with one hand, and takes with the other...
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  15. stevew unique white person

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    new title should be chapped ass...

    or butt pee.
    Last edited: Nov 8, 2012
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  16. stevew unique white person

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    i can say the first time I listened to the who "quadrophenia" in its entirety was played live in concert.
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  17. jimmydean The Official Meat of Ridemonkey

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    The iPad Mini: "a bigger, but not gigantic iPod you cannot talk on" :rofl:
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  18. CrabJoe StretchPants Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick

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  19. jimmydean The Official Meat of Ridemonkey

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    :panic:

    Maybe they will sell an iPad bundle that includes all of them for only $5000.
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  20. CrabJoe StretchPants Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick

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    Includes a free complimentary black turtleneck.
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  21. jimmydean The Official Meat of Ridemonkey

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    In black only, or is there an option for slightly darker black, as well?
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  22. ICEBALL585 Bacontard

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  23. Da Peach Outwitted by a rodent

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    Cannonball Run II is the most star studded movie evar.

    It will never be eclipsed.
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  24. jdcamb Tool Time!

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    Jackie Chan's big break.....
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  25. TN Hey baby, want a hot dog?

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    why did i have to shave my head right before ski season?
    *shivers*
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  26. jdcamb Tool Time!

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    Moroccan food is okay I guess.
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  27. skibunny24 Enthusiastic Receiver of Reputation

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    So you would have an excuse to buy one of these?

    :rofl:
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  28. TN Hey baby, want a hot dog?

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    lol...funny but, no thanks.


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  29. AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking

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    Hey where can I get one of those ? UPS lost my beard so I'm stuck with just a goatee and some stubble two weeks into beard season.
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  30. jdcamb Tool Time!

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    I can send you some Glitter to hold you over.....
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  31. AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking

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    Thanks, but refresh my memory. What are the insulating properties of glitter for night riding ? Or is it deer camouflage. They can be quite aggressive this time of year.
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  32. jdcamb Tool Time!

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    Your balls are like tiny mirror-balls when the lights hit them.
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  33. AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking

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    Got it, who doesn't like disco lights ? Probably mesmerizes the deer just long enough to get away before being mauled. But aren't you concerned that your sack will smack the underside of your saddle on steep drops. Already had that happen once this year, so maybe I should pass this time. Thanks anyway.
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  34. jdcamb Tool Time!

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    When I was 15/16 I was in Foster Care. I lived in 4 different homes until I landed in Ma's House on Sanders Rd in Buffalo NY. Ma and Pa took good care of me but Pa was real tough on me. I always kept in touch with Ma but Pa and me had a tenuous relationship... Pa or papa died today. Fritz or Pa was a boxer and had a mean left hook. He was famous for it. He drove us hundreds of miles to every Hockey Tournament in the Northeast and southern Ontario he could sign us up and pay for. Ma made sure of it. Pa is survived by 14 of us. He taught me how to fish in fast water and what plum was. Bless him...
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  35. johnbryanpeters Hero

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    With ya, Jim.
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  36. johnbryanpeters Hero

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    Marks on a sounding line were traditionally placed at 2, 3, 5, 7, 10, 13, 15, 17, and 20 fathoms. The "leadsman" called out the depth as he read it off the line.
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  37. CrabJoe StretchPants Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick

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    I have been eating dill pickles at every possible opportunity.

    I hope I'm not pregnant.
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  38. jdcamb Tool Time!

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    I bought some spicy Dill, and Cajun bread and butter Pickles at the Public Market. I bought some Giardiniera too. But its the kind you put on a hotdog instead of the salad type.

    I only look pregnant.
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  39. ICEBALL585 Bacontard

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    ftfy.
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  40. CrabJoe StretchPants Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick

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    Oh, that was proven one drunken college night. No mysteries there.
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