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I was re-tweeted by a stranger yesterday. It was intoxicating.
People over 30 have twitter..? Are you the only one?
binders of women sounds awfully like stacks of old porn mags doesn't it?
I was laughing at the costume store yesterday about how they made "sexy" everything costumes for women. I also saw some women buying stuff that made me ill with the thought of them in it.
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I just saw Amy Sedaris at a bakery. She has tiny feet.
Dominos has a call center for ordering over the phone. You don't even call the local store.
More paranoid than random thought, I couldn't deal with not knowing how old the toilet roll was in the bottom of the three roll holder so I rotated them.
I forgot to clean the lint trap onthe dryer.... work clothes are still wet this morning
leaves + dusk + 15mph = I can't see where the fvck I'm going
‎"El amor más hermoso es un calculo equivocado,una excepción que confirma la regla, aquello para lo que siempre habias utilizado la palabra nunca. Qué tengo yo que ver con tu pasado,yo soy una variable enloquecida de tu vida. Pero no voy a convencerte de ello. El amor no es sabiduría, es locura."
Federico Moccia
Federico Moccia
Foccacio il forno, Hencho en Mexico
Foccacio il forno, Hencho en Mexico
just hearing my mother in laws whiny voice in the other room talking to my wife makes me want to do great bodily damage to the old bat
the Aliens have replaced N8, he has made two quality posts in a row
is it a sign of old age when you put Dr. Scholl's insoles in your Vans?
Why do I ask? Oh no reason......
Why do I ask? Oh no reason......
why is it that everything johnny cash covers is better then the original version?
It's ok dude, I've thought about doing the same thing.
Because its Johnny Firggin cash
World Series on the Bay...Oh Yeah
I seriously overheard one of my co-workers say... "I was hipster before it was cool".
wow. just wow.
wow. just wow.
who? on what? never heard of either...No response, nobody ?
She's Jerri Blank on Strangers with Candy.
NIN Hurt > Cash Hurt
No response, nobody ?
She's Jerri Blank on Strangers with Candy.
I used to watch that show occasionally, and just now googled Amy....she could be kinda hot for an older chick, but the mental images of that character ruins any chance of me ever fapping to her.
fapping ain't what it used to be
we looking at the same chick?meh she looks like she could be Quark from deep space 9's sister
you've made a huge mistake!
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Every zoo is a petting zoo as long as you're not a pussy.
My Father is not very nice to me. It is hard to deal with in Public.
yeah, well my dad yelled at a preacher in church, his own grandmother about how the niggers were using mind control to stop him from getting laid, and threatened the life of another preacher, landing him in the psych ward to cool off for a few days, where i paid him a visit. whenever someone brings up the topic of a looney bin, i walk those halls for a few minutes, and then politely rejoin the conversation. i had a front row seat to all this and a lot more.
i win
Looney bin topic? I keep making the same mistake and expect a different result. Sorry to upset you. Not my intention....
New Red Dwarf is a comin, oh yeah!
no worries
i love the topic. what's not to be interesting & fascinating about people who hear demons & lose their shcyt at inopportune times? nothing makes you appreciate people with anxiety issues than being a child who's constantly fretting about "wtf is going to do *this* time?" whenever you go out in public.
could have been a worse childhood.
i could have been catholic.
when we lived in the mountains there were 150 homes nearby and almost all the kinds came by for candy on Halloween. This is our first year in the past 10 living in the city of Livermore in a neighborhood full of single family homes and it's been dark for and hour and a half only one kid has come by....
it's after 9 pm and a total of 4 kids came by....Pathetic, however if one more shows he hits the sugar bomb jackpot and is going to get over 20 candy bars
You ever have one of those days after you get a midnight call.... you end feeling relieved, dissapointed, happy and sad all at the same time........... Damnit I need to get my head straight...
I don't think I should have to process invoices that come in comic sans.