People push buttons on production machines to justify having a job when 95% of the time the machine is doing just fine and needs no buttons pushed.
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In soviet russia, machine pushes you.
Tomato sauce should taste like tomatoes. Almost always.
Holy shit on a stick even their online chat based support sucks balls.
Instead of the golden IT "reboot" solution, Microsoft must have adopted a new policy of just transferring you until you give up and hit your head off the wall.
And a few minutes later.........hold on while I transfer you again.
Instead of the golden IT "reboot" solution, Microsoft must have adopted a new policy of just transferring you until you give up and hit your head off the wall.
And a few minutes later.........hold on while I transfer you again.
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Fucking Aliens with Magnets. Fucking run away! Run away everyone before they get you! Ahhhhh!both wrong!
The sound of fire is essentially that of wind, moving gas at low pressure and high volume.
Some Kids tried to jump me in the woods on my walk. I hope they are OK. I will check on them in the morning.
Maybe after I see the doc. Hand and neck are not feeling well.
Maybe after I see the doc. Hand and neck are not feeling well.
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Truly stunning to see how fast kids learn to read. The human brain, at least at this point of development, is staggering in its ability to assimilate and process new information.
Typically my wife is a good cook (and excellent baker); however, brussels sprouts should be left to me. That chit was inedible.
You could be so lucky to hang out with a Lebanese guy and a Syrian Guy in the Bongshed. Feta, Lemon, and Olives on fresh baked Pita
threw a Frisbee back and forth with my brother in the park for the win.
once a year...for just one afternoon...i become the leaf monster
Misjudged the height of branch. The egg underneath my scalp is shocking in size. Convinced helmuts are necessary now.
brought Phillips heads screwdriver to adjust derailleur. ripped shorts and stabbed leg for awesome!.
brought Phillips heads screwdriver to adjust derailleur. ripped shorts and stabbed leg for awesome!.
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Every one hates animals going extinct but would it be cool for woolly mammoths to be ripping up our houses and saber tooth cats eating our kids. Giant ground sloths eating our crops. Frankly im glad the dinosaurs went extinct too, i think those guys would suck to have around. Though a stegosaurus would be kinda cool to see at the zoo.
The Canadians are all here. They brought the good beer and the good hash. Happy Channumakagivings day! Ketchup Potato Chips FTW!
My chef friend told me she had to bake some Moravian pies for a job and they had to be really big. I asked if that was because it was too difficult to keep their little feet under the dough.
My sweet potato Pies are the best you ever had.
I was born and raised in the historic heart of Moravia and I have no clue what Moravian pies are. 
how about the sugar cookies? @AngryMetalsmith knows what i'm talkin' 'bout...I was born and raised in the historic heart of Moravia and I have no clue what Moravian pies are.
every time i go to a drs. office i am reminded of how much i hate old people...plz, put me out of my damn misery well before then...
A couple Xmases ago local stores had 'em dipped in chocolate. I plowed through many, many boxes of those.
Negative, no such thing. These are genuine Moravian pastries: http://chefindisguise.com/2014/09/28/moravian-kolaches-dvojctihodne-moravske-kolace/
I like the Poppy seed ones. I always thought they were Polish food.
Perhaps, but they are actually an American invention, with German tradition.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moravian_spice_cookies
.. and this is my hometown, the historical capital of Moravia.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olomouc
Ah, thought you were from the States.Perhaps, but they are actually an American invention, with German tradition.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moravian_spice_cookies
.. and this is my hometown, the historical capital of Moravia.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olomouc
I am, a transplant. This is my 13th year here.
You'll take that Freedum™ and like it mister !
The Asshole who did the finish work on my Bathroom just sucked. I have to redo my whole bathroom.
You get what you pay for.
When getting finished in your bathroom, just sucking costs a lot less than sucking with a thumb up the ass.
I chip hammered all the tiles out and replaced all the cement board and started from zero. I hired my own tileguy and my brother did the carpentry. I don't fuck around.
Dust all over everything. I'm calling the stripper cleaning lady to clean up the mess.
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I tried online dating. They said I was too old.
They suggested I consider carbon-14 dating.
I'll be here all week.
They suggested I consider carbon-14 dating.
I'll be here all week.
Or Clefty?