we live behind a school with a lightning alarm. whenever it goes off it totally reminds me of the cheezy 80s tv sound effect for when someone got a boner.
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Will my machinist work from a prototype rather than prints?
Dude that's not fair. I had to pee. They said they would be right back with snacks....
You know what, fuck colleges and textbook manufacturers with their insane prices. The lady's school wants her to buy the 2nd edition of a book for the 201 level class and the 1st edition of THE SAME FUCKING BOOK for the 202 level. That's ridiculous. I hope they gag while felching and snarf out their nose ala angry dragon style.
Percival is much better....
You freely admit that here?
Nope.
Martha Stewart clearly knows nothing about what a "kid friendly school lunch" actually is.
Yup.
Don't get riled, all the others lose all the time too.
Ever have a headache so bad you thought that your head might actually explode? Shoot me now! 
I prefer Pencils for drawing and Pens for writing even thought I am not very good at either. I am very sure of that.
Croutons are only ever made from bread. No substitute is ever acceptable.
Croutons are only ever made from bread. No substitute is ever acceptable.
You may be able to make Pickles. But can you make good Pickles? Probably not. If you can get good jar of Pickles for $6. You should take advantage of that.... Just sayin...
Never trust anyone that puts Ketchup on their eggs.
My mom makes the BEST pickles! Her spicy ones are unlike any other
And what if I only put ketchup on an egg scramble or omelet, and then only if there are hash browns involved? We all know you shouldn't trust me in the first place, but what of this breakfast plus ketchup combo?
Oh great, I accidentally discovered another addiction today. This bin-aural ear wanking makes time in the office moar bearable though.
What's the worse commute on a commuter rail - to be freezing in winter when heating is broken or to be swimming in someone else's sweat when AC is broken in 90F+?
Eff Boston.
Eff Boston.
Still winning here.
Do we win something if we win this thread?
Girl, you're gold, but I do, you don't.Do we win something if we win this thread?
Says who? You? I don't buy it.
You can't buy it. I own it.
Any redhead that can speak so softly for that long has some serious repressed rage and is quite capable of devouring your soul. Of course the sex would be incredible, but you'd never be the same.
It seems I am not very good at basic chemistry. Or Math. Phugg you all . . .
Last Saturday night I was enjoying some post ride tacos at a Mexican joint when I noticed two, loud, drunk, twenty-something women at the bar. One had a tramp-stamp that was a female name. Is that there so whoever is doing her doggy style knows her name ?
Thought I would join ride monkey. Also realized I haven't thrown a tooth brush away in eight years untill it cleaned something other than teeth. Got a whole box full of the things. Toothbrushes are overpriced and probably used too long on average.
Welcome! Don't be scared! Everyone here is nice.... come join us in the basement--no, don't turn on the lights....
Hey JBP, wouldja pass the lotion??
