[jdcamb]

You generally do not get a choice in the case of a beating.

People know that the WWE is fake, right? I ask because I keep getting "news stories" about controversial matches as if someone pulled off an amazing upset that wasn't written in a script backstage.

We don't need any of your commie liberal crap in here. Jesus was a wrestler in High School just so you know.....

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

Wait, I thought Jesus built hot rods.

 

[eric strt6]

naw he works here

 

[jdcamb]

Wait, I thought Jesus built hot rods.

That was after high school and after he wrote the Bible and The Constitution. I think it was before he helped General Washington win the Revolutionary War. I get mixed up sometimes, so excuse me....

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

Nah, no worries, forgot about how he helped Washington walk across the Red Sea to victory over the French.

 

[jdcamb]

Nah, no worries, forgot about how he helped Washington walk across the Red Sea to victory over the French.

Dude you should really read the Bible sometime... Jesus hates the French. He cursed them after they burned Ben Franklins daughter Joan at the stake. He made all their cities smell like Pee, Montreal too.... Like all good Americans Jesus Hates Frenchies....

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

Read the Bible, no way, that would be contrary to the preacher's wishes. If folks read the Bible for themselves, then the preacher wouldn't have anyone to read the Cliff Notes to. Besides, there are a lot of big scary words in it, or so I'm told.

 

[jdcamb]

Read the Bible, no way, that would be contrary to the preacher's wishes. If folks read the Bible for themselves, then the preacher wouldn't have anyone to read the Cliff Notes to. Besides, there are a lot of big scary words in it, or so I'm told.

You should check it out Antonio Vargas did all the illustrations in it.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

Cool, so it's a picture book. Is Charlton Heston in it ?

 

[eric strt6]

Cool, so it's a picture book. Is Charlton Heston in it ?

Yes here he is preparing to feed the hungry masses with wafers

 

[HardtailHack]

Winter is done, went out to explore some potential trail and noticed one of Australia's less lethal snakes about two foot away from me.
He was gone before I could get my thumb anywhere near it's butt.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

^^

 

[johnbryanpeters]

The mouth (which doubles as an anus) opens up into a digestive cavity that extends up into the disk-like cap of the mushroom shape.

 

[MMike]

The mouth (which doubles as an anus) opens up into a digestive cavity that extends up into the disk-like cap of the mushroom shape.

 

[ICEBALL585]

Who would win in a fight... a grilled cheese sandwich or a taco?

 

[jstuhlman]

so tired of hearing the phrase "gutted for ____"

 

[dan-o]

so tired of hearing the phrase "gutted for ____"

No shit! ____ wasn't even in contention for the win.
Truly gutted for Josh though!

 

[jdcamb]

I like riding my bike in traffic in Philly. Very exhilarating. Trolleys will kill you... Avoid contact....

 

[fremont]

Wondering where to post my greeting!

 

[MMike]

I'm pretty surprised how little hooplah there is about the 9/11 anniversary. Barely even mentioned on cnn.com

 

[jdcamb]

I'm pretty surprised how little hooplah there is about the 9/11 anniversary. Barely even mentioned on cnn.com

We have been building bunkers so that we will be ready for ISIS. Were hoping that they will pass us by and head straight for Canada as we are to badass to attack directly.....

 

[MMike]

Scotch and Lucky Charms actually do not go well together.

Live and learn.

 

[jdcamb]

Scotch and Lucky Charms actually do not go well together.

Live and learn.

You should try Southern Comfort. I think that's more up your alley....

 

[MMike]

Has anyone seen this "grateful challenge" on the Facebook?

I am grateful that people know better than to try to get me to participate in such a thing.

 

[stevew]

Barely even mentioned on cnn.com

for a minute i thought were were watching cnn....that's like watching video of paint drying.

 

[jstuhlman]

Has anyone seen this "grateful challenge" on the Facebook?

I am grateful that people know better than to try to get me to participate in such a thing.

what is this "Facebook" of which you speak?

 

[Rip]

Interesting...

 

[johnbryanpeters]

This has to do with the Aymara trivalent logic, as opposed to Aristotelian binary logic. Aymara philosophy is based on the "included third." A is not B, and B is not A. But there are things that are A and B at the same time.

 

[HardtailHack]

If the Jewish folk of Hollywood didn't stereotype their own people I wouldn't know what a Jewish stereotype was.

 

[MMike]

Well that wasn't cool. I just drove up to see my kids' school surrounded by fire trucks. Ladder extended up to the roof and everything.

However it appears to have been a false alarm . Yeah that was NOT a good feeling........

 

[johnbryanpeters]

Well that wasn't cool. I just drove up to see my kids' school surrounded by fire trucks. Ladder extended up to the roof and everything.

However it appears to have been a false alarm . Yeah that was NOT a good feeling........

Fry them now.

 

[CBJ]

for a minute i thought were were watching cnn....that's like watching video of paint drying.

lol CNN must have decided to be irrelevant.

 

[jdcamb]

Well that wasn't cool. I just drove up to see my kids' school surrounded by fire trucks. Ladder extended up to the roof and everything.

However it appears to have been a false alarm . Yeah that was NOT a good feeling........

None of this seems random. I am pretty sure that if you went out side and looked at your car. There would be several bird crap remnants on your car. If you walked across the street and looked at your neighbors car, they would have significantly less bird crap on their car....

 

[ICEBALL585]

Well that wasn't cool. I just drove up to see my kids' school surrounded by fire trucks. Ladder extended up to the roof and everything.

However it appears to have been a false alarm . Yeah that was NOT a good feeling........

Was the Fire Dept there to wish you a Happy Birthday?????

 

[jackalope]

Man, it's been a long time since I've seen an old alternator belt on the side of the road...kinda sad really

 

[HardtailHack]

Man, it's been a long time since I've seen an old alternator belt on the side of the road...kinda sad really

A few years ago I heard the term Goodyear black snake, a while late found out that it meant alternator belt on the road, crazy Australian language.

I've seen a wheel bearing more than once, that worried me, I imagine there was a boat trailer dragging along not to far from both bearings. Worked for a company that had a bus wheel come off at 50Mph after that we had to check the torque on 200 bus wheel nuts, that was about 7000 nuts

 

[jonKranked]

i still have a set of buckeyball magnets. now when i do anything with them, i start singing judas priest.

 

[MMike]

I love hats, but I don't have a hat face

 

[jdcamb]

I have been home for 2 hours and I just noticed all the Girly stuff is gone. I think I just got dumped. Most people would be sad. I am not.... I swear to god all I did was to ask her not to get a new glass every time she gets a drink of water. And Jesus Christ fill up the Brita Pitcher after you drink all the water.

 

[jstuhlman]

you win! you should start posting in the other thread.