Just ordered my last little bit - looks like my elf will be getting an apple product after all this year!
Secret Santa ~ Version 2012
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One thing I've learned from rm Secret Santa: quality costs less to ship than quantity so I'm going to sneak mine into the outgoing mail at work. Plainly wrapped in brown paper of course... 
I was pleased to learn that all Acme Adult SeXXX Toys are shipped in a manner that protects privacy.
My gift is coming together...I think my elf will enjoy it!
Gift sent today. Should arrive by........
Santa, I am not sure who you are, but I got my Yeti Flask and Coozie in the FedEx today. Can't say thank you enough. You've made the holidays tolerable through the magical power of booze!
Thanks again mystery person!
Thanks again mystery person!
shipped today UPS.
gonna finish my shopping tomorrow
Some monkeys apparently don't check their email
Not everyone has it at their front door.. My mailbox is like a quarter mile down the road because the mailman is too lazy to get off the highway..
Your reading level had clearly decreased alongside your number of fingersNot everyone has it at their front door.. My mailbox is like a quarter mile down the road because the mailman is too lazy to get off the highway..
wait what im not sstalder5
Eh whatever. Already drinking.
Elf - you are welcome:
Don't worry, your Pfizer Pfarty Pfack will arrive work safe:
Don't worry, your Pfizer Pfarty Pfack will arrive work safe:
My goods go in the mail tomorrow. Sorry to my elf, didn't have the time for an epic wrap job. My bad.
Wrapped and addressed, to the post office tomorrow.
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No fancy wrapping here as we'll, but the goods are top notch
There is no way I'm going to top last year's wrapping. Only 3 people know what it is, because it wasn't even safe for a PM.
waiting for one last shipment to show up then I'll be packing up and sending out. I'm excited!!!
Tomorrow is my mail out date! Have to figure out some wrappage.
My elf still hadn't responded to an inquiry for clarification on something he wanted. If he doesn't today he's getting a box of enemas.
Mine got shipped directly from the store to my elf. I was afraid it wouldn't get there in time if it went to me first.
Sent.
Right, but who the hell is my Secret Santa? Wanted to thank them personally!
Biker Fox.
You use your mailbox to read your email? :facepalm:Not everyone has it at their front door.. My mailbox is like a quarter mile down the road because the mailman is too lazy to get off the highway..
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Everything ordered!
Loldfartz is suspicious.
you still talk to l'opie?
I never warmed to him - he seemed cocky and brittle.
Going out tomorrow, god help us...
Expected Delivery By:
December 12, 2012
December 12, 2012
shipping tomorrow
also, i nominate "loldfartz" for your new custom title
Mine should arrive in PA by Friday. Part two is being sent direct from the local vendor so im not sure of it's arrival date, I do know it's really difficult to buy and ship 2 gallons of horse sperm without some kind of certificate or license.
Mine goes in the morning tomorrow. Waiting on something from the local riding collective and from the sex shop.
UPS say will arrive on friday
does everyone like hot sauce ?
is that a question