Secret Santa ~ Version 2012
- Thread starter stosh
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DerpMcDerp sent me midget porn, Dorf and a shake weight. I didn't leave the garage for days...If SM gets midget pron, you're getting amputee pron.
I gave you the shake weight so that you couldn't later blame the wrist sprain on me.
Email sent. Though I know it's random, I hope I get my "elf" request, and that my "Santa" understands one of my "gifts".....
When we get email? I go shop now!!!
WE ARE WAITING FOR THE PAIRINGS.
we need emails!!
give the poor guy a break
i seriously hope i get you so i can send you my finger tips!WE ARE WAITING FOR THE PAIRINGS.
Hey ALL!! Sorry for the delay I'm on it just been a little crazy. I'll try to get the pairs together tonight and emails later on tomorrow.
You're the best, sugar britches!
Here is the current list of participants:
binary visions
4xBoy
amishmatt
blackohio
DirtMcGirk
gonefirefightin
HAB
Heidi
IH8Rice
insanitylevel9
JBP
Jim Mac
jonKranked
Konabumm
mantispf2000
Quo Fan
Serial Midget
sstalder5
Stoney
TreeSaw
The pairs have been made, if you don't see your name let me know ASAP. I'll be sending e-mail out in a little while.
binary visions
4xBoy
amishmatt
blackohio
DirtMcGirk
gonefirefightin
HAB
Heidi
IH8Rice
insanitylevel9
JBP
Jim Mac
jonKranked
Konabumm
mantispf2000
Quo Fan
Serial Midget
sstalder5
Stoney
TreeSaw
The pairs have been made, if you don't see your name let me know ASAP. I'll be sending e-mail out in a little while.
this will be the 1st year in a while i am not gonna be in it...too much stuff going on. have fun, santa monkeys!
seems like less then last year. what many did it last year?
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got my elf
RELEASE THE HOUNDS!
RELEASE THE HOUNDS!
Time to go to the sex store, the beer store, and the tampon store.
you mean your closet?
I'm mailing my elf a photo of my junk.
I know it says we only have to spend $30, but I feel that a fellow Ridemonkey member deserves something priceless.
I hope USPS will accept refrigerator boxes.
I know it says we only have to spend $30, but I feel that a fellow Ridemonkey member deserves something priceless.
I hope USPS will accept refrigerator boxes.
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to jonKranked again.
Oh... the PRESSURE!!!
New high res camera on your microscope?
Got my elf... Game ON!
Amazon is going to start forwarding my shopping list to the FBI at the rate this week is going.
Elf info received...now to shop, package & ship! WOOHOO! I can safely say I have enjoyed all of my RM SS Pairings and this one did not disappoint either!
got mine and i know my elf had a list of his own, but im not sure I can grown enough hair to equal $30 so a box of used shavings, belly button lint and pork fat it will be then.
Oh man.. this is going to be fun! 
Already found my packing material! Amazon is awesome!
Already found my packing material! Amazon is awesome!
It must be asked:
Who has the goatse box?
Who has the goatse box?
So far I've ordered wrapping paper and a box of tissues for my elf...
Ditto
Is it ok to say I'm honored to receive the elf I did???
I think I've had my elf before so I'm not sure ill send out another apple product....... I've never been much of a wrapper but I'm already past this 30$ mark..... I love RMSS.... Still need to find a nice floppy dildo.
I haven't wrapped much in the past but this year will be different since my elf created an epic thread linked to graphics on some wrapping paper I found on eBay. My elf is going to be so happy that he / or she is going to cry so I also ordered a box of tissues. I'm thoughtful that way. 
So no-one is owning up to having the goatse box?
I can confirm that the goatse box is not currently residing with me.
Didn't Heidi have it last year?
I have had it, I don't now though.
1/5 of my shipments have shown up from Amazon. I am pretty sure I am now on at least a few watch lists.
Did some 'chopping today, maaan!