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Secret Santa ~ Version 2012

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by stosh, Nov 14, 2012.

  1. stosh

    stosh Darth Bailer

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    Requirements

    * This is open to all Monkeys who have registered on RM by January 1st 2012.
    * The minimum you need to spend on your ELF is US$30-35. You can go over but that's up to you. You decide whether you want to include shipping in the $30-35 cost of the gift.
    * Pairing will be totally random.
    * The person you send to will NOT be the person who sends you a gift.


    How To Enter (PLEASE FOLLOW THIS FORMAT) CUT AND PASTE THIS FORM INTO YOUR E-MAIL

    * To enter, send an email to rmsecretsanta@gmail.com
    * Please provide your:

    Username _________________________
    Full Name _________________________
    Address _________________________
    _________________________
    Cell number or home phone _________________________ (this does not get sent to your elf, it's for me to coordinate lost packages etc...)
    age______________________

    Wish List __________________________________________
    (Please list at least 3 to 5 items, under US $30-35 dollars. Include your SIZE or other important info where required. If you don't have a wishlist that is OK but you might not get what you want from Santa)

    * All participants must be willing to ship to Canada or US, there has been very limited (none) interest from people overseas so this is only open to Canadian and US residents this year.


    Deadlines

    * Please send all emails with wish lists in by Nov 21st - Thus enrollment closes on November 21st.
    * I will send off the paired information by Nov 26th.

    * Gifts MUST reach the recipient by Christmas Eve, Dec 24.


    Packaging Requirements

    * The packaging must be work safe. Feel free to stick another box inside with the usual RM stuff, but the outside of the box needs to be work friendly.
    * You must provide tracking numbers to me at rmsecretsanta@gmail.com !!!!!!!
    * Make sure you take a picture of your package before you send it.

    If you do not send a gift you will be permanently banned from Ridemonkey.com




    READY
    SET
    GO!!!!!!!!!

     

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  2. Konabumm

    Konabumm Konaboner

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    Sweet, I'm so excited I just can't hide it
     
  3. Konabumm

    Konabumm Konaboner

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    woot woot email sent, I'm IN
     
  4. stosh

    stosh Darth Bailer

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    Nice!
     
  5. jonKranked

    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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    Will be sending my email later this evening.
     
  6. TreeSaw

    TreeSaw Mama Monkey

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    Workin' on my wish list!

    Stoch -- YOU ROCK!!!!
     
  7. Quo Fan

    Quo Fan don't make me kick your ass

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    Getting my list together.
     
  8. gonefirefightin

    gonefirefightin free wieners

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    shot fired! shot sent!
     
  9. DirtMcGirk

    DirtMcGirk <b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm

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    Sent! I used "****" a lot in my wish list though. Send me to an adult!
    Are we having a contest on the box again this year?
     
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  10. Serial Midget

    Serial Midget Al Bundy

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    I'm in - start shopping!

    Wish List: Regional hoochie BBQ sauces and rubs not available in Montana so basically anything from the IGA. I also like hot sauce, gag gifts, gold coins and midget porn although you’ll never top DerpMcGirp so don’t even try. Do not need any more sex toys, shake weights or rubber slave masks.
     
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  11. Jim Mac

    Jim Mac Turbo Monkey

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    (and) I'm about to lose control, I think I like it.

    E mail sent!
     
  12. Serial Midget

    Serial Midget Al Bundy

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    I thought this was 2012??? Wha'd I miss?
     
  13. blackohio

    blackohio Generous jaywalker

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    hopefully someone sends me that 14" dildo i requested. im in, good luck fellas.
     
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  14. lovebunny

    lovebunny can i lick your balls?

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    my chick is now a manager of a sex shop. who wants dildos?
     
  15. blackohio

    blackohio Generous jaywalker

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    my dildo request is very specific. I want a pocket pussy inside a dildo so i can use it while using it. It'll be like time fighting.
     
  16. jonKranked

    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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    Email sent!
     
  17. stosh

    stosh Darth Bailer

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    Ok I got a bunch of e-mails in! Keep em' coming!! I'll post a list of people a day or so before the end of the sign-up period.
     
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  19. Konabumm

    Konabumm Konaboner

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    I can see this is shaping up to be the "Official 50 shades of Ridemonkey Secret Santa"
     
  20. Konabumm

    Konabumm Konaboner

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    If I get your name I'll be sure to hook you up with a butt plug training set
     
  21. stoney

    stoney Part of the unwashed, middle-American horde

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    done.
     
  22. DirtMcGirk

    DirtMcGirk <b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm

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    I think for general purposes of this gift shipment we should have everyone post their lube flavor preference.
     
  23. TheTruth

    TheTruth Turbo Monkey

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    I'm down. I do not want lube.
     
  24. CrabJoe StretchPants

    CrabJoe StretchPants Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick

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  25. kidwithbike

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    you are gonna need it though!
     
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    Sent.
     
  27. TreeSaw

    TreeSaw Mama Monkey

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    officially IN....email (finally) sent! I LOVE RM SS!!!!!
     
  28. sstalder5

    sstalder5 Turbo Monkey

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    Sent the email the other day but forgot to post here. Not sure if want lube..
     
  29. DirtMcGirk

    DirtMcGirk <b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm

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    With my gifts lube is never an "option..." It's more of a health and safety mandate, and is possibly a legal requirement in some jurisdictions.
     
  30. Quo Fan

    Quo Fan don't make me kick your ass

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    e-mail sent
     
  31. insanitylevel9

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    e-mail sent, cd's bike parts, or just randomness (ill probably regret this).
     
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    Taylor swift and Justin beiber cds. Bam. Done.
     
  33. Jim Mac

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    I hate you Jim. If you're my elf, I will extract my vengeance.
     
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    not exactly my taste, but hey all the stuff i post in the what are you listening to thread is just a act to look cool.
     
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