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Saw my boss naked today...

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by stosh, Dec 10, 2009.

  1. stosh Darth Bailer

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    Since I'm the most computer literate person in the office I'm typically the one asked to remove vacation photos from my boss's camera. Guess what?
    His wife took pics of him sleeping naked he didn't know about. When he asked me to open a few photos I did so and what to my wondering eyes should appear but a fully naked picture of my boss sleeping!!!!!!!!!!!


    Today certainly has been interesting.
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  2. sanjuro Tube Smuggler

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    Pull up your pants?
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  3. jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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  4. CrabJoe StretchPants Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick

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    Please tell me you did the right thing and saved them for extortion purposes.
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  5. jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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    too bad it wasn't the other way around (boss taking pictures of naked sleeping wife).
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  6. boogenman New Member

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    When I read the word wife I got excited for a second. I'm also hoping you have the pics saved for extortion, blackmail or to just be a dick if the occasion ever comes up.

    Does he have a man bush and turtle dick or what?
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  7. stosh Darth Bailer

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    Ha......... it was a semi blurry. I didn't look long enough for details.
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  8. TN Hey baby, want a hot dog?

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    He knew they were on there. He was hitting on you. :rofl:
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  9. johnbryanpeters Hero

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    Look out, stosh, TN's angling for a threesome.
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  10. IH8Rice I'm Mr. Negative! I Fail!

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    did you ever think about owning that company? or being rich?

    do the American thing and sue for sexual harassment
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  11. skinny mike New Member

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    i hope he gave you a raise.


    salary-wise, not pants-wise.
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  12. TN Hey baby, want a hot dog?

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    I've played the "Here, delete my pics on my cam, Im a tard." card before but never thought about using that angle for a 3-sum. BRILLIANT!
    :thumb:
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  13. kickstand Active Member

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    The simple fact you are even asking this question......
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  14. stosh Darth Bailer

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    That was my feeling as well.
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  15. Greyhound Trail Rat

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    Yeah...someone just rocked out a mean Freudian slip, there. :D

    I'm with JonKranked....go for the blackmail, man. You've just been handed the crown jewel of corporate leverage.
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  16. CrabJoe StretchPants Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick

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    HEY! That was my idea.......:rant:
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  17. Arkayne I come bearing GIFs

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  18. Polandspring88 Superman

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    :picsstfu:
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  19. stosh Darth Bailer

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    Obviously that project was AIDS FTW!!!!!!

    Nice medal!
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  20. jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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    bi 3-way. Not safe.

    man on horse. Safe!


    :rofl:
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  21. stosh Darth Bailer

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    That schit made me LOL a lot.
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  22. jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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    I had to get up and leave my desk b/c my boss was nearby. Too much laughter.


    Also, that needs one that says "man on beastman" not safe - Beastman Aids
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  23. Arkayne I come bearing GIFs

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    I'm lucky to have my own office with a LOCKED door. I'm still laughing.
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  24. TN Hey baby, want a hot dog?

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    I can't believe her science teacher allowed that! :eek:
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  25. jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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    What about "Horse on Woman"? Is that safe?

    What about "Donkey on Shemale"?
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  26. eaterofdog ass grabber

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    A lady at work begged me, please can you help me recover the photos from my daughters camera? Apparently it corrupted the mem card after a big family event.

    So I plug it in and start a recovery program. Well the recovery program recovers everything that hasn't been overwritten. So these VERY explicit shots of the college age daughter start coming up. The recovery program names the files 101.jpg 102.jpg etc. I just pulled the naughty ones before putting them on disk.

    So the daughter comes by the office and her mom is all, here's the nice guy who helped us! Her daughters like, "Were those missing ones what I think they were?" I just asked her "Does it itch when it grows back?"

    Then she was kind of flirting with me. I guess she figured I already saw the golden palace.
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  27. stosh Darth Bailer

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    PM me for my e-mail address.
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  28. eaterofdog ass grabber

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    Oh come on you don't think I would KEEP them?!?! >_>
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  29. TN Hey baby, want a hot dog?

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    :pics smilie:
    :D
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  30. Arkayne I come bearing GIFs

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    pics of the recovery program
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  31. CrabJoe StretchPants Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick

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    -rep if you didn't
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  32. skinny mike New Member

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    should've just queued up this song...
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  33. Total Heckler Beer and Bike Enthusiast

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    Sexual Harassment.

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    I think it's only fair that you drop your pants and wave your dick at him.

    And what makes you think this was an "accident"?
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    Or do the right thing and post a NSFW labeled link. Don't be a tease. :nope:
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  36. eaterofdog ass grabber

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    Even if I did, hypothetically, keep a copy in my 256 bit AES encrypted pron archive, I would never distribute them. She's special to me. I treasure the 5 awkward minutes we spent together.

    I'm sorry, I know how difficult it is to find photos of naked college girls on the internet.
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  37. Arkayne I come bearing GIFs

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    I'd get fired if I animated that
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  38. Ithnu New Member

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    A coworker gave me her USB drive to pull some work related photos off. I grabbed them and saw a folder with a generic month name on it. Her and I are friends and we used to go climbing/biking together with several other folks at work. I figured they were those type of photos so I took a look.

    Nope, some very dumb ones (and video!) to have on a work provided USB drive. I quickly closed them and pulled the USB drive out. Granted she's hot, but its kinda weird.

    Yeah it was nice to see a hot chick n' crap. But when you work with the person its hard to look at them the same after that.
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  39. IH8Rice I'm Mr. Negative! I Fail!

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    if you like dude's its weird
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  40. hooples3 Fuggetaboutit!

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    did you find yourself strangely attracted to him?
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