It's cold outside.
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It's cold outside.
'tis. My legs are contracting. Had a calf cramp that feel like locking pliers. The ripping myself out of bed to stand up was not working at first.
Yep - it's a frosty-one.
Yep - it's a frosty-one.
scud clouds blowing over the hills, not as windy as the 35 mph gusts of yesterday and its a pleasant 44* out. Going to spend the day with the wife.
Motherfucker. Couldn't sleep for half the night due to back pain. This must be what it feels like to get old.
Woke up this morning at around 9am in pure panic mode, thinking that I slept in for work. Then the idiot that I am realized it was Saturday.
Think I'm going to go wash all this salt dust nonsense off the car shortly. And then install some new shifter bushings and short shifter. Yay no more transport truck shift throws.
Think I'm going to go wash all this salt dust nonsense off the car shortly. And then install some new shifter bushings and short shifter. Yay no more transport truck shift throws.
Other more undesirable things happen when you get old.
nose hair.
Coming to terms with being slow, not because you are old. But because you have always been slow. That's a hard one to deal with.
It is the nose hairs that cause that.
Oh, I thought that was from the increase ear hair...
Every nose hair you pluck is a dream that will never be realized. Especially the white ones. When you sneeze that is the dream officially dying. St Anthony makes sure of that. Its better to just trim them.
Just did 27 miles on the road bike my last salute to February and in the spirit of this month is way unpleasantly cold. At least it looks like it will finally start to warm up this week.
I came to grips with that years ago and my life has been better since.
Such as saggy balls that stick to your thighs and feel like they are going to tear off on hot summer days when you start walking. And if you're in public, there's no polite way to alleviate the situation.
Talcum powder does wonders.
Talcum, glitter and bacon grease creates the perfect environment for multiple strains of fungus that are nearly impossible to rid without the removal of skin in some particularly difficult areas to properly treat. Trust me on this one....
Ran a hilly-as-fuck half marathon today in 1:39:39. Not a personal best for the distance, but improved by over 14 minutes from this race last year. Finished 66 out of 473 runners. I ache.
In that order? I know someone that needs to know, quick.
Glitter + Chafe + Bacon Grease + Talcum + Russian Bathouse in Troy NY = Severe Fungal Infection.
Humor!
Humor!
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Does it matter if the bacon grease is cold or hot ? And if hot, what's the correct temperature ?
I did 12 miles on my dentist-optimized carbons DW-link 650b wide rimz bike today and my ass did not explode. 'twas a shake down ride and it looks like the Monarch+ RC3 Debonair is a real deal.
Even if it sucked you would never admit it.I did 12 miles on my dentist-optimized carbons DW-link 650b wide rimz bike today and my ass did not explode. 'twas a shake down ride and it looks like the Monarch+ RC3 Debonair is a real deal.
I admit I would never admit that, unless my admittance would make you admit what you would never admit either.
But it did not sucked, weather was fantastic today.
I'm already at that point. And I'm pretty sure the grandfather clock move is indeed public friendly.
If that move still works for you, then you are not that old.
maybe your balls sag youngun but not every old geezer has that propblem
I keep it in the fridge. Oh so soothing! Smells good too.
Jdcamb remember to shower too once in a while. I know its not in vogue but maybe you just have to realize you are a Speedo man
Hi all. Good day: test drove a Mazda for $25, filled up Land Cruiser for the month ($18 @ effective $1.235/gal price), had a good nap while Mariko had the same, and then gave both of my trumpets a bath, as in towel on bath floor, half full of water, and everything disassembled and cleaned.
Well that's a relief. I'd like to think that having gout has given me a significant increase in pain tolerance, but hot bacon grease on my balls might just prove otherwise.
Is this slang for something ? I have know idea what these damn kids are talking about these days.Hi all. Good day: test drove a Mazda for $25, filled up Land Cruiser for the month ($18 @ effective $1.235/gal price), had a good nap while Mariko had the same, and then gave both of my trumpets a bath, as in towel on bath floor, half full of water, and everything disassembled and cleaned.
Drove up to Kingdom Trails with my friend Tammy. Did a whole bunch of riding. Drank beer. Ate food. Nattered with friends. Drove back home.
Costco and a coupon or something? I'm paying more than that for a liter of fuel
This pic brings back some RM memories. I used it for a DirtMcgirt chop few years ago. I'll see if it's still around...Jdcamb remember to shower too once in a while. I know its not in vogue but maybe you just have to realize you are a Speedo man
found it:
I miss that fat bastard.
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DMG one of the only dead lawyers that anyone misses
Did you meet my friends Nicole and Dawn? They are quite hard to miss...