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  1. $tinkle Expert on blowing

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    Just when you think you have heard all of the stupid things that are going on in the U.S. -- this comes along.

    Black hurricanes


    Well, it appears our African-American friends have found yet something else to complain about. A black congresswoman (this would be Sheila Jackson Lee, of Houston ), reportedly complained that the names of hurricanes are all Caucasian sounding names.

    She would prefer some names that reflect African-American culture such as Chamiqua, Tanisha, Woeisha, Shaquille, and Jamal. I am NOT making this up!

    She would also like the weather reports to be broadcast in 'language' that street people can understand because one of the problems that happened in New Orleans was, that black people couldn't understand the seriousness of the situation, due to the racially biased language of the weather report.

    I guess if the weather person says that the winds are going to blow at 140+ MPH, that's too hard to understand.

    I can hear it now: A weatherman in New Orleans says...

    ''Wazzup, mutha-fukkas! Hehr-i-cane Chamiqua be headin' fo' yo ass like Leroy on a rocket! Bitch be a category fo'! So, turn off dem chitlins, grab yo' chirren, leave yo crib, and head fo' de nearest FEMA office for your FREE ****!''



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  2. Pesqueeb bicycle in airplane hangar

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    ^^^^^^^^^^

    Oh man, that one went around last election cycle too. I put together a list of white mass murders and hit "reply all". LULZ followed.

    Edit: in regards to the "Muslim male profiling" post.
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  3. $tinkle Expert on blowing

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    clearing out my spam folder, obviously

    Subject: As I Age....

    Please read to the end even if you think you’ve seen this,
    You’ll shed a tear after this one….


    As I approach my twilight years, I am struck by the inevitability that the
    party must end. And one clear, cold morning after I'm gone, my spouse will
    awaken in the warmth of our bedroom and be struck with the pain of learning
    that sometimes there isn't "anymore."

    No more hugs, no more special moments to celebrate together, no more phone
    calls just to chat, no more "just one minute."

    Sometimes, what we care about the most gets all used up and goes away, never
    to return before we can say good-bye, say "I love you."

    So while we have it, it's best we love it, care for it, fix it when it's
    broken and heal it when it's sick.

    This is true for marriage.....And old cars. And children with bad report
    cards, And dogs with bad hips. And aging parents and grandparents. We keep
    them because they are worth it, because we are worth it.

    Some things we keep -- like a best friend who moved away or a sister-in-law
    after divorce. There are just some things that make us happy, no matter
    what.

    Life is important, like people we know who are special. And so, we keep them
    close!

    Suppose one morning you never wake up, do all your friends know how you
    really feel? The important thing is to let every one of your friends know
    your true feelings, even if you think they don't love you back.

    So, just in case I'm gone tomorrow, please vote against that asshole, Obama.

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  4. $tinkle Expert on blowing

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    uncle in SC's turn



    Isn't it amazing that, within only one week of Tiger Woods crashing his Escalade,
    The press found every woman with whom Tiger has had an affair during the last few years?

    And, they even uncovered photos, text messages, recorded phone calls, etc.!

    Furthermore, they not only know the cause of the family fight, but they even know it was a

    9 iron from his golf bag that his wife used to break out the windows in the Escalade.

    Not only that, they know which wedge!

    And, each & every day, they were able to continue to provide America with updates

    On Tiger's sex rehab stay, his wife's divorce settlement figures, as well as the dates &

    Tournaments in which he will play.

    Now, Barack Hussein Obama has been in office for over three years, yet this very same press:

    Cannot find any of his childhood friends or neighbors;

    Or find any of Obama's high school or college classmates, or any of his former girlfriends;

    Or locate any of his college papers or grades;

    Or determine how he paid for both a Columbia & a Harvard education;

    Or discover which country issued his visa to travel to Pakistan in the 1980's;

    Or even find Michelle Obama's Princeton thesis on racism.

    They just can't seem to uncover any of this.

    Yet, the public still trusts that same press to give them the whole truth!

    Don't you find that amazing ?

    NOW TELL ME THERE IS NO CORRUPTION IN THE AMERICAN PRESS

    You cannot get the water to clear up until you get the pigs out of the creek.




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  5. Pesqueeb bicycle in airplane hangar

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    Dug through the "sent" folder and found it.

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  6. $tinkle Expert on blowing

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    fking google...by navigating to my spam folder (or some other tinfoil method), they're now arriving in my inbox:

    Sent: Friday, October 26, 2012 10:31:51 AM
    Subject: FW: Good stuff...



    Mitt Romney:
    After going to both Harvard Business School and Harvard Law School simultaneously, he passed the Michigan bar, but never worked as an attorney.
    As a venture-capitalist, Romney's first major business deal involved investing in a start-up office supply company with one store in Massachusetts that sold office supplies. That company, called Staples, now has over 2,000 stores and employs over 90,000 people.
    Romney or his company Bain Capital (using what became known as the "Bain Way") would go on to perform the same kinds of business miracles again and again, with companies like Domino's, Sealy, Brookstone, Weather Channel, Burger King, Warner Music Group, Dollarama, Home Depot Supply, and many others.
    Got your calculators handy? Let's recap.
    Volunteer campaign worker for his dad's gubernatorial campaign 1 year.
    Unpaid intern in Governor's office 8 years.
    Mormon missionary in Paris 2 years.
    Unpaid bishop and state president for his church 10 years.
    No salary as president of the Olympics 3 years.
    No salary as MA governor 4 years.
    That's a grand total of 28 years of unpaid service to his country, his community and his church. Why? Because that's the kind of man Mitt Romney is!
    And in 2011 Mitt Romney gave over $4 million to charity, almost 19% of his income....Obama gave 1%
    Joe Biden gave $300 or .0013%
    This is real character vs....well you know what!
    Romney is the best representative the Republicans could have selected. I know what religion he is, and that he won't desecrate the flag, bow down to foreign powers, or squander my money on vacations. I know he has the ability to turn this financial debacle that the "Spending President" has gotten us into. We didn't know that when Obama said he'd give us change, he meant nickels and dimes, and he would get the big bucks. We won’t like all the things necessary to recover from this debt, but someone with Romney’s background can do it.
    But, on the minus side, He never was a "Community Organizer", never took drugs or smoked pot. Never got drunk. Did not associate with communists or terrorists. Nor did he attend a church whose pastor called for God to damn the US.
    Do Us all a favor. Please send this to others who may be ill informed.
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  7. pnj Turbo Monkey till the fat lady sings

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    anyone get the Paul Harvey email/video?

    http://mommylife.net/archives/2012/03/paul_harvey_if_1.html

    Am I the only one the doesn't understand how christains tell us God will come back to save his people and then complain that the world is falling apart? Why the hell is God going to come back and save anyone if the world is a wonderful place?
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  8. pnj Turbo Monkey till the fat lady sings

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    from my uncle.
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  9. $tinkle Expert on blowing

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    in light of the election results, this is making the rounds:

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  10. pnj Turbo Monkey till the fat lady sings

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    I posted that somewhere around these parts awhile back.

    I love how god fearing christians say god answers their prayers when good things happen and that god works in mysterious ways, etc but if something goes against what they want, then it's the work of SATAN.

    "god is going to come back to earth and save his people..."
    "all the homo's/druggies/muslims/etc are destroying the world..."

    doesn't the world have to be fvcked up so god has something to save his people from? you can't have your cake and eat it too. They should be happy the world is getting fvcked, no?
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  11. dante Unabomber

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  12. pnj Turbo Monkey till the fat lady sings

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    from my uncle...

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  13. jimmydean The Official Meat of Ridemonkey

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    Someone just watched Red Dawn...
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  14. $tinkle Expert on blowing

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    so just highlighting the first sentence -> right click -> search google for...:

    http://www.snopes.com/politics/guns/medicare.asp

    i've had longer orgasms than to smoking this out
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  15. $tinkle Expert on blowing

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    it's ON, knobby gobbies!
    http://www.newsmax.com/US/Hobby-Lobby-contraceptive-Sotomayor/2012/12/27/id/469260
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    Hobby Lobby - Paying down our national debt $1.3 million day at a time.
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  17. $tinkle Expert on blowing

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    this is nothing more than a peaceful protest to defend their faith-based view

    just like MLK
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  18. stevew unique white person

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    so once a year we name a hurricane where you have to buy a vowel?
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    Hey, I never sheyot about healthcare.

    My work in plastic airplanes and glue sniffin is well known. Don't be trouncin'. Hobby Lobby is the chosen virgin activity superstore for any given Saturday night. Nothing takes the pain off no sexin' like a video game supply chain standing up to the Kenyan.

    That chicken nonsense was stupid though. I'll give ya that.
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  20. stevew unique white person

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    ^
    happy belated birthday.
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    If anyone needs a custom title, it's Jesus Christ.
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    looking at his location.....seems like a catholic joke.
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    Everything catholic is a joke.