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Personals from Craigslist Pakistan

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by dump, Dec 18, 2007.

  1. dump Active Member

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    Some late night boredom and browsing turned up these classic postings!

    http://pakistan.craigslist.org/m4w/472531540.html
    I am a US based professional visiting Islamabad these days. I am looking for a female friend to indulge in some "sensual" games ;).
    Please reply with your physical details and a recent photograph of yours (if possible). If you are what I am looking for, I can be very generous. I am clean shaven, average body, good looking guy. After Eid I will be availble to girls and women for all night sex special. If there are more than one woman or girls or group of women only, Please let me know so I can entertain you all night but one thing to remember. NO STDS, CLEAN SHAVEN, SERIOUS, CONFIDENTIAL AND RELIABLE. Enjoy this eid!!!!!!!!


    http://pakistan.craigslist.org/m4w/485221232.html
    looking for a female to get mary me as i am in a middle of nasty divorce with 10 kids and a big house with 10 rooms one 2 for us one is naked room where u stay naked all the time must have atleast 5 kids my friend will sleep with u too my fifth one is not mine its my friends and why i am getting a divorce as we cant live together looking for lady ages 28 to 37
    should wear halfsleeves and no bra sometimes and able to sleep naked most nights

    http://pakistan.craigslist.org/m4w/493979769.html
    Professionally am a banker. Am 45 but look younger. Am around 6feet with slim body and weatish complexion and big black eyes and soldier black hairs. I shave but little mustaches. I undershave regularly and very keen about hygene. Am nonsmoker but drink socially. My weight is 80 KG and I do exercise regularly. Sexually am not a hungry guy as am married but very thursty about fun with those women who are really fun loving open minded and very much liberal in social values. For me age, colour , body of a women is immaterial only she should be thirsty for fun. I have hairs on my chest and stomach. I can maintain erection for more than an hour if play in a comforable place free of any tension. I can afford any hotel room for one or two times in a month. But it will be great if any lady has her own house for fun. I can also offer my car for moving around the city and huging and kissing in side car. I donot cheet others and expect to be paid in same coin. My cell no. is zero,three,zero,zero,two,eight,one,five,seven,nine,nine. Call before 4 pm.
    Gul
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  2. Spero ass rainbow

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    That last one is ****ing golden.
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  3. valve bouncer Master Dildoist

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    Ain't that the truth. I hang out with some Pakistani guys here in Japan every now and then. Funny blokes and good fun but they take their "conquests" very seriously.
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  4. dump Active Member

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    The funny thing is, there were about 6 listings total, I picked these 3 :)
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  5. laura DH_Laura

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    I bet if you can after four pm, you get his wife on the phone.
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  6. dump Active Member

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    that's what I was thinking :D
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  7. Sandwich just shake your rump

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    why you checkin out m4w personals in pakistan?

    funny nontheless...i like the 10 kids one. wtf? naked room? i'm getting one of those.
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  8. CrabJoe StretchPants Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick

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    This is all I can picture:

    *Typing ad* - "Aahhh veeeeeeeery niiiiiiiiice!"
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  9. dump Active Member

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    boredom, looking for something funny.
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