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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by mandown, Feb 21, 2013.

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    So, I hit the gym tonight and got a shock. After about 20 minutes of cardio I pissed blood. No blood before I started, and none I can see now (a few hours later). I even went ahead with my leg training for an hour, right after this happened.

    I've asked Dr. Google, and it seems some runners get random blood showing up in their urine. Anyone out there have this issue before? Was it the strain of exercise, and was there anything that helped?

    I've emailed my doctor and plan to visit if she she says she thinks I need too, or if the blood shows up again soon.
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  2. AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking

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    Could work that into a pick-up line. Nothing impresses the ladies like a tuff guy who can piss blood.
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  3. mandown Poopdeck Repost

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    Nice verb.
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    I am no doctor but can say with confidence that you either have internal bleeding in your UT or that someone secretly drugged you and injected blood up your pee hole into your bladder. Since the second option is more likely there is no need to seek proper medical intention, you should just put a zip tie tight around your johnny to prevent any further successful blood injections.
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  5. Mattcz Member

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    Get thee to doctor. Visible blood in your pee is no good.
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  6. lovebunny can i lick your balls?

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    im inclined to disagree. i say you ferment it and drink it
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  7. Mattcz Member

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    Depends on the amount of blood. Too much blood in your fermented pee can cause blindness.
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    This happened to me several years ago when I was doing a lot of running. From what I recall it was the myoglobin breaking down in my muscle tissue and I was peeing it out. Which led to my first prostate exam at the ripe old age of 21. Thanks for the trip down memory lane.
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  9. stevew unique white person

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    the doctor had thick sausage like fingers?
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  10. jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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    were you listening to slayer?
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  11. ICEBALL585 Bacontard

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    Pissing blood would be a cool stage trick for the next show your band plays.
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  12. CrabJoe StretchPants Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick

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    I'm far from squeamish when it comes to blood, guts and broken bones, but the day I see blood squirting out of my peehole might be the day I pass out.
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  13. Pesqueeb bicycle in airplane hangar

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    Despite all of my running I can happily report no pee in my blood. Ever. You should see a doctor.
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  14. CrabJoe StretchPants Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick

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    You didn't do a wiener suspension gig did you? Like a dangily dangler of sorts.
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  15. I Are Baboon Run, Forrest, Run!

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    I ran 2300 miles last year and had no blood pee to report. I've crapped red but that was because I ate beets (the only good thing about beets). Hope it's nothing serious.
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  16. JohnE filthy rascist

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    Personally, I would have headed to teh ER...
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  17. jackalope Mental acuity - 1%

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    [crabjoe] Try it now [/crabjoe]
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    It is an exciting moment. But passing out would leave you covered in bloody pee, and you'd probably pass out at the sight of that when you woke back up.

    Watching it come out was like:
    That looks kinda dark, I should drink more water.
    That looks weirdly dark, I wonder what I ate.
    Oh! That's blood, this is bad.

    Of course, I decided to go ahead and lift heavy (for a cripple).
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    Uh, I'd say unequivocally, "get thee to a doctor!!" Maybe Toshi can jump in with some additional info, but I'd guess that anything more than "hey, my pee's got a bit of a red tinge to it" is probably bad...

    My (hypocritical, TMI) bloody-pee story:

    Was mountain biking at Killington ~a decade ago with the wife, and on an unfamiliar trail in the wet I ended up sliding out and straddling/slamming the taint into a tree. By myself, of course (wife was done for the day), and after 5min of lying/sitting there in pain I had to pee. Straight blood. And pain in the taint. Freaked out, rode to the bottom and tried to figure out what to do next. Pain was mostly gone (aside from general bruising) but was still peeing blood. Figured that it was damage to the urethra as opposed to Kidney damage, and so opted to NOT go to the ER hoping it'd heal on it's own. Drank a LOT of water that evening to keep it flushed out, and later that night I actually peed a section of coagulated, semi-solid blood. That felt weird.... But aside from some tenderness when I peed for the next day or so, that was about it.

    Thinking back, I almost certainly should have gone to see a doctor, and probably would if it happened to me now. I'm guessing that the advice from the doc's would've been the same (drink a lot of water), but I'm at the point in my life where I'm at least somewhat more likely to concede the point and go get it looked at.


    Oh, and obligatory for JK so he doesn't have to spend the time looking it up:

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  20. Pesqueeb bicycle in airplane hangar

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    Kind of wish I hadn't read that.
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  21. skibunny24 Enthusiastic Receiver of Reputation

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    Doctor! There should be no blood coming from a man's genitalia! I think DirtyMike pisses blood regularly... I'm sure he'll post soon :wait:
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  22. Toshi Harbinger of Doom

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    Frank hematuria warrants a workup. It's not an issue for the ER but rather for your primary care physician + maybe a urologist. I'd recommend a 3-phase CT urogram.
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  23. rockofullr confused

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    And a prostate exam!!
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    doing one. it is tough to type left handed though.
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    doc appointment booked for the afternoon.

    just before this happened, i did smash my shin on the way to the bathroom. it immediately bruised and bled. wondering if there is any chance the internal bleeding from that getting to my kidneys and bladder.
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  26. Pesqueeb bicycle in airplane hangar

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    You're not still on blood thinners are you? :panic:
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  27. IH8Rice I'm Mr. Negative! I Fail!

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    if i pissed blood i probably wouldnt have shot off a email to my doc. but thats just me
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    no, i just kicked the crap out of the weight bench by the treadmill. of course, i barely felt it, but i could tell that my leg stopped moving forward, and there was a loud banging noise.
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    i was wondering the same. pissing said blood while being suspended by hooks would have made for a much better story....
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    they once tried to talk me into a hook in the sack, but i'm crazy, not stupid.
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  31. bizutch Delicate CUSTOM flower

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    You don't have me sold with this argument. Try again. :tap:
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    doc gave me the "meh" and a shoulder shrug. i peed in a jar, and i got a poke and a prescription, and a mesh thing to pee in to "mine for stones" for the next week. he says it is likely a minor infection of no significant meaning. labs being done to verify.
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    Good luck with that!
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    I once had free tickets to the Jim Rose Circus and was hoping to see the Amazing LiftO do the trick where he picks up a cast iron using a hook through his junk. Unfortunately I couldn't get off work in time and got there too late. Only saw the last act where a dude balanced a running lawn mower on his head while an assistant threw cabbages at him. So didn't get to see anything too crazy.


    Hope your man dangle and associated workings are ok.
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    Even if he didn't, I'd swear he did.
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    doc asked me if i wanted to skip the poke yesterday. i said "you are the pro, you tell me." he asked me if i wanted the visiting med student to leave the room, and i said i didn't care, so the kid stayed to watch. doc then appologized for the "pressure" i was about to feel. i told him that after my time in the rehab hospital with daily pokes to make me two, i'm not terribly bothered by it anymore. i was just happy it didn't cause me reflex out a two on his floor.
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  37. rockofullr confused

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    Would have made for a better story.
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    "no, you might feel a little pressure."
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  39. bizutch Delicate CUSTOM flower

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    After you told him this, did he give youa little "knuckle, knuckle, thumb" action in the deuce to see just how hashed out your pucker was :rofl:?
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    it's pretty blown out. i regularly dust cubes and offices en route to the porcelain office. i'd hold if i could.
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