Since moving to Colorado, I've truly discovered that you're as old or ugly as you want to be. For example, my neighbor, she's ~40yo, decent looking woman, but acts like she's 70. And I come into work this morning and one of the production ladies in the back is in her mid-50s, has Pink Floyd cranked up and is just rocking to her job. Then take ugly people. Driving into work, I see too many mean people, a sour look, a cigarette hanging from their mouth... But my favorite was last ski season, I got to chatting with a couple women on the lift pushing 80yo -- I asked -- and they friggin' schooled me on the slopes. Old and/or ugly people should just do society a favor and kill themselves.