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I pity old and/or ugly people

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by LordOpie, May 18, 2004.

  1. LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    Since moving to Colorado, I've truly discovered that you're as old or ugly as you want to be. For example, my neighbor, she's ~40yo, decent looking woman, but acts like she's 70. And I come into work this morning and one of the production ladies in the back is in her mid-50s, has Pink Floyd cranked up and is just rocking to her job.

    Then take ugly people. Driving into work, I see too many mean people, a sour look, a cigarette hanging from their mouth...

    But my favorite was last ski season, I got to chatting with a couple women on the lift pushing 80yo -- I asked -- and they friggin' schooled me on the slopes.

    Old and/or ugly people should just do society a favor and kill themselves.
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  2. SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    Hold on a second. Aren't you old? ;)

    -S.S.-
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  3. HippieKai Pretty Boy....That's right, BOY!

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    i think your just angry at stupid people because there are some very good looking folks that should stop breathing too.
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  4. narlus Eastcoast Softcore Staff Member

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    likely ugly, too.
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  5. jdcamb Tool Time!

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    Sounds like you should thank your lucky stars that you turned out perfect. Gosh it must be a struggle to deal with us common folks. Since I am old and ugly I can't seem to pull the trigger.... Could you do me a favor and take me out back and :D...... jdcamb
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  6. Lexx D Dirty Dozen

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    Wow, nice rant. Hitler would be proud. :thumb:

    Also i would just like to know how old you are(not mentally) This sounds like the rant of an 8th grade girl. "eww all those ugly kids should not be talking to me"
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  7. SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    <tweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet> That's a double-minor for invoking the H-bomb a bit early. :D

    -S.S.-
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  8. N8 v2.0 Not the sharpest tool in the shed

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    Damn it... Lexx D beat me to Godwin's Law...

    :mad:
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  9. Lexx D Dirty Dozen

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    Hell why don't we put the metally disambled and physically disabled out of thier misery while we're at it.

    Opie you deserve one swift

    :nuts: for this one
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  10. LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    me thinks you didn't read my post. I'm not talking about physical aesthetics or cronological age.

    We need to find you a new hobby :D

    Are you not getting laid? Are you not biking?
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  11. LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    Hey! WTF did Stosh ever do to you?:mad:
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  12. Lexx D Dirty Dozen

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    I dub thee Lord ignoramous And present you with another :nuts:
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  13. llkoolkeg Ranger LL

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    Maybe you should revise your statement to say "The old-acting and/or ugly-dispostioned should just do society a favor and kill themselves."

    You have otherwise set yourself up for some editorial license-induced abuse.
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  14. Ridemonkey This is not an active account

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    Hey insults from Lexx D - that's a new one! :rolleyes:

    I guess I'm the only one who's understanding the point of this thread so let me help you out.

    He's saying that old and ugly are merely states of mind and that people have the choice to live there lives any way they want. Many choose the path of living pathetic, dismal lives and that affects the way the look and feel all day, every day.

    Choice.
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  15. Echo crooked smile

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    Man, I was hoping if I moved away from Rochester, I could get away from all the fat, mean, negative attitude people that seem to comprise Rochester's population. Guess I'll cross Colorado off the list of potential places to move :(
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  16. Ridemonkey This is not an active account

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    You should go to Boulder. There are no fat/ugly people there. That is why all the Denver/suburb dwellers hate Boulder - jealous. :D
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  17. SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    That's a good idea. It sucks out here.

    -S.S.-
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  18. LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    nah, I constructed my post that way on purpose. It's more fun to troll. Granted, I was sincere in my post. So now we have to threads in one... honest discussion about states of minds and a mini-flame fest. It's fun :devil:

    WINNER!
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  19. I Are Baboon Run, Forrest, Run!

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    I think some people are reading Opie's post literally. Doesn't anyone pay attention around here?
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  20. LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    wait a second here! Fat is a literal state. There's lots of happy, healthy, and good looking fat people. I'm one of 'em! :D

    I rode 50 miles in 3 hours Saturday. I can't wait to drop 20# and see how fast I fly.
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  21. Echo crooked smile

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    Heh... I'm not talkin' about brothers who could lose a few pounds... I'm talkin' about the 350 lb moron at the all-you-can-eat Asian Buffet who just emptied the whole vat of General Tso's Chicken on to his plate :dead:
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  22. SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    After hanging here for a couple weeks I'd say no. Generally speaking.

    -S.S.-
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  23. jdcamb Tool Time!

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    Hey I included one of these:D Doesn't that absolve me from being a idiot??
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  24. I Are Baboon Run, Forrest, Run!

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    No idiots, just people that haven't read enough of Opie's posts. He's one of the friendliest monkeys around. :)
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  25. Lexx D Dirty Dozen

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    Yeah, sounds like the words of a saint:D
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  26. johnbryanpeters Hero

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    Hey, as the king of old and ugly, I'm going to have to take you out, junior! :angry: :D
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    Yes, ugly women suck... but I'm not unhappy about it. I'm greatful. :evil:
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  28. LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    :eek: :dead:
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  29. Nate at RIT New Member

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    Yeah, this one older couple I knew were in their mid-80s and only stopped water skiing when they had strokes and their doctor forced them to stop. The wife could ski on one ski:eek:
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  30. Silver find me a tampon

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    My uncle used to say (after being around a cranky old person) "I hope I have a heart attack before I get like that."

    It took me years to figure out that he wasn't talking about chronological age...
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  31. Brian HCM#1 MMMMMMMMM BEER!!!!!!!!!!

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    I'm ugly and love beer & DH bikes.:D
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