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    So as not to incriminate myself, let me just say that there are a variety of ways to fail a drug test, including the taking of Sudefed, second-hand smoke, overeating of poppyseed bagels, about a thousand different perscriptions...
    So, I'll just say that I wanted to avoid a retest (you have the legal right to ask for one, I think) and decided to take one of those cleanser drinks. The only reason I bought it was that 2 of my friends have taken a total of 4 drug tests at 4 different labs with it and passed every time. Now we're 5 for 5!
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  2. N8 v2.0 Not the sharpest tool in the shed

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    So, you no pee-pee on your hands eh...?


    Congrats!



    :)
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  3. Serial Midget Al Bundy

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    I do much better with a target in the urinal - helps me to not pee on my shoes. :thumb:
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    Sucks for you with that plan when they decide to do a folicle test.
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  5. DRB unemployed bum

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    The cleanser drink was......
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    Did they actually do the test? I've been told that because of the costs involved with testing it's usually just a test to see whether or not you'll show up to take it.
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  7. -BB- I broke all the rules, but somehow still became mo

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  8. -BB- I broke all the rules, but somehow still became mo

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    BTW... talk to Shrymp. She GIVES the tests.
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    "Bro, can I score some of your piss?"
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  10. golgiaparatus Out of my element

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    drink a gallon of water and take an ass load of VItamin B12 (to make your piss yellow) 45 min before the test... keep drinking water steady until the test... pissing evert 5 min is a small price to pay to pass the test.

    Also the pain that erupts in your bladder while you are in the waiting room is quite the test.

    I am 2 for 2 with this method 1 with the b12 and 1 without.
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    the downside to those things is that they really dilute your piss. i know more than a few people who have had to take a retest because their sample was too diluted. congrats if you did pass though! i don't think i've been able to pass one of those in about 5 years
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    all im gonna say is i have never taken one and hope i dont have to cause i know i will fail!
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    jebus... what do you guys do?!

    I've never touched any drug in my life! I haven't even tasted alcohol!
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    sick dude, if my parents do that to me, ill be set, i hope
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    This is what I was going to do but decided to buy something called Strip NC (NC=Natural Cleanser) available at GNC. I only bought it b/c 2 of my friends have taken 4 tests between them and passed tham all. Everything I have read indicated that drinking a lot of water is your best bet, but you do not have to drink as much as you think. Creatine is also good to take before a test. You pee it out naturally. Labs test Creatine levels to determine how hydrated you are. I have heard tha if your pee comes out pure white that some companies will reject the sample b/c it may look like your are artificially diluted. B complex vitamins (B 2 and B 12) take care of the color.
    I took the test less than 12 hours after last coming in contact with any "toxins". The directions said 3 days.
    Basicly, what you are doind is flushing your bladder faster than anything can get leached out of your blood/fat. Personally, I think that pee test are designed only to catch the idiots. If an employer really wanted to catch people, they would use the hair test that someone else mentioned.
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    Yes, this method certainly does work. I took a test last week and tested negative for eveything :monkey:

    here's my thread http://www.hcor.net/postt17873.html
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  17. golgiaparatus Out of my element

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    Personally I am a large fan of the water method...it works, its free, its natural. I have friends that have failed using the cleanser pills, drinks, etc. etc.

    This conversation is making me have to pee...
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    I only paid money for a the stuff b/c my friends are 4 for 4 using it. I was just going to drink a lot of water and acidic juices, then decided that the cost of the drink was reasonable since it would lead to me having a job.
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  19. NRSracer Jamis Slayer

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    dude, you're only 14 or 15 ( i really dont wanna do math), a lotta people don't start any of these things till at least high school.
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    Meh...I've tried lots of crap...none of its good...

    edge for life BRAH
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  21. NRSracer Jamis Slayer

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    drugs or masking agents? :evil:
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    I think he means Edge as in Straight Edge/ Poison Free.

    I just keep it organic. :thumb:
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    Don't you mean "edge from when you stopped until the rest of your life?" I love born again straight edge people, they're usually the worst.

    Plus, you have to do more than just abstain from drinking and drugs to be straight edge. If you're so down, get a tattoo on your stomach in old english lettering. sXe for never.
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  24. NRSracer Jamis Slayer

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    what exactly defines "straight edge" anyway?
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