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AngryMetalsmith

Business is good, thanks for asking
Jun 4, 2006
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It's a trap. Like when some poor sucker gets picked up in a bar by two hotties only to wake up with a bandage over his lower back, missing a kidney and no recollection of what actually happened.

In your case they will probably be after your mustache, which of course will fetch quite a pretty penny on the Chinese black market. Stay sharp.