Remember to have your parents check your candy before you eat it kids!
***Halloween GMT***
- Thread starter Pesqueeb
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Remember to have your parents check your candy before you eat it kids!
i'm not giving out candy. i'll be spraying kids down with a hose.
I love Hallowe'en for the kids. I fucking hate Hallowe'en for the fucking adults that get dressed up at work. Especially the ladies that get all excited and squawk all day at the cube farm. eesh.
my little guy is freaked the fuck out by his dragon costume. Fights like a devil any time we try and put it on.... Not sure how this will play out tonight.
my little guy is freaked the fuck out by his dragon costume. Fights like a devil any time we try and put it on.... Not sure how this will play out tonight.
HO HO HO and a MIGHTY GOBBLE GOBBLE! Happy Halloween! Give me candy. NOW.
Got a 20+ mile run tomorrow, then I can finally start scaling back for marathon prep. Thank God...feeling pretty beat to hell these days.
Got a 20+ mile run tomorrow, then I can finally start scaling back for marathon prep. Thank God...feeling pretty beat to hell these days.
My office just got bombarded by the HR department. Normally I would agree with you, but when free candy is involved, then I look the other way.
Mornin!
I've gotta go pee in a cup tonight. I was thinking of bringing along a deuce in a bag to see if I get extra credit for initiative.
I've gotta go pee in a cup tonight. I was thinking of bringing along a deuce in a bag to see if I get extra credit for initiative.
Looks like I did not lock the car when I left it on on Sunday and somebody stole my Garmin navigation. Funny thing is the only thing taken was the navigation. Didn't take the power cord and holder for the window. What is even more funny is I have stopped using it as the Google Maps navigation is much better on my phone.
Hallo, weenies!
10/31 always confuses the heck out of me, and in turn, I confuse the heck out of my neighbors. #expatinmurica
10/31 always confuses the heck out of me, and in turn, I confuse the heck out of my neighbors. #expatinmurica
Need to clean up the axes, machetes and upturned rakes I have in the yard for the evenings onslaught of uninvited guests. However, dog poop (and possibly my own) will be strategically placed.
wooo at 1pm I get off shift and after working 26 straight days I get 2.5 days off
Same here. Except he stole the bin that held all my spare change too. All $2.00 of it.
lol somebody who collects vintage Garmin products. Just checked and mine was only from 2012 but both software and hardware was really outdated. Alone the time it took to update routes made it unusable plus it would just not navigate as well as the google maps app on my Iphone.
De-ice trucks are out. 
Also, forgot my tea so I've been forced to resort to hangar coffee. I owe the janitorial crew an apology already.
Also, forgot my tea so I've been forced to resort to hangar coffee. I owe the janitorial crew an apology already.
good day.
Replacing the cracked oil pan on my car today, after it warms up a bit. Riding later and hopefully all weekend.
More snow is going to fall this weekend in the high country. I might have to crack a beer and start waxing skis.
Replacing the cracked oil pan on my car today, after it warms up a bit. Riding later and hopefully all weekend.
More snow is going to fall this weekend in the high country. I might have to crack a beer and start waxing skis.
I'm not sure how much money my Garmin is even worth but who ever took it is more than welcome to have it. So I don't have to put into the draw of outdated gadgets.
Morning Monkeys.
Tonight should be interesting. Dating a dental hygienist can be interesting. Rather than buy candy this year, we went to Costco and she got 432 (8 boxes of 54) bags of chips. I have a funny feeling I am going to wind up with 150 bags of f@ckin plain Fritos.
Tonight should be interesting. Dating a dental hygienist can be interesting. Rather than buy candy this year, we went to Costco and she got 432 (8 boxes of 54) bags of chips. I have a funny feeling I am going to wind up with 150 bags of f@ckin plain Fritos.
Step 1: Remove pants.
Step 2: Take baking dish, spread 1 8oz package of softened, full flavor cream cheese along the bottom.
Step 3: Cover cream cheese layer with salsa of choice.
Step 4: Cover salsa layer with copius amounts of shredded cheese.
Step 5: Microwave until cheese is melted.
Step 6: Put 150 bags of plain Fritos to work.
Step 2: Take baking dish, spread 1 8oz package of softened, full flavor cream cheese along the bottom.
Step 3: Cover cream cheese layer with salsa of choice.
Step 4: Cover salsa layer with copius amounts of shredded cheese.
Step 5: Microwave until cheese is melted.
Step 6: Put 150 bags of plain Fritos to work.
SIUP. You're the one who signs up for these weekend EMT gigs at horse shows.wooo at 1pm I get off shift and after working 26 straight days I get 2.5 days off
You're expecting that many trick or treaters? Here in Stapleton we're told to expect about 500--we're on the quiet side of the (vast) neighborhood. Nearer the old side (old being built in 2003-2004, heh) there's video evidence of at least 1800 (!).
ftfy,
I think it was close to 400 last year. We live in the "nice" neighborhood, so they come by the truck load. I'll be ready to hit the bar by 9, so if we aren't done by then I'll just leave a few boxes on the porch.
last year was our first halloween in our current neighborhood. we were told to expect 100+ kids. we had maybe a dozen. this year i'm doing nothing. effin' ingrates.
I am going to put out two bowls, each with a sign that says "Feces, free candy" and "Feces free candy" and see how many kids understand punctuation.
Brilliant.
Wouldn't that imply they can read. Your experiment is doomed.
HBD to me, Mmike!
^^^ is it?
HBD rideit.
HBD rideit.
Yup, another trip around the sun.
Wifey bought me a new Mukluk with the Bluto up front, just took it out for a trail ride. Fun bike on regular dirt, for sure!
Wifey bought me a new Mukluk with the Bluto up front, just took it out for a trail ride. Fun bike on regular dirt, for sure!
trick-n-drink
Had my Miata towed home, driving a mini van on the regular now. I think my neighbor ended up keeping her cat indoors from now on because I can't find my cat. Maybe it is migrating south with the north american possum. Friend wants me to go to the bar and a show but I fear getting arrested.
I bought 2 Halloween baskets for my friends daughters. Both parents had to work and grandma isn't very mobile. I got a cute little Halloween card from them.
Many of the parents out and about here are holding drinks
yep.
No kids here..........its been raining all day.
Which is too bad, because I have two giant boxes of candy to give away. First kid gets an entire box. We're talking 20 pounds of candy. My stepdad works at the Rockets factory and hooked me up. hah
Which is too bad, because I have two giant boxes of candy to give away. First kid gets an entire box. We're talking 20 pounds of candy. My stepdad works at the Rockets factory and hooked me up. hah