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Farging ice-holes

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Quo Fan, Dec 23, 2007.

  1. Quo Fan don't make me kick your ass

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    Why do people drive slow in the passing lane? if you aren't keeping up with the car in front of you, move to the right. If you get passed on the right, you are going too slow, move over. It is not your responsibility to keep traffic moving at the speed limit. That is the job of the police. If you see a car coming, don't pull into the lane just to drive slow. Be cognizant of the drivers around you. If someone flashes their lights at you, move over. Look in the rear view mirror sometimes. If someone is tailgating you, move over.
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  2. RaindogT Member

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    That's why I had a disintegrator cannon installed on the front of my cars
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  3. I Are Baboon Run, Forrest, Run!

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    I need to get me one of those. Does Pep Boys sell them?
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  4. RaindogT Member

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    factory optional equipment, actually.
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  5. loco-gringo Crusading Clamp Monkey

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    There are people in the world that aren't me??? :shocked:
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  6. stoney Part of the unwashed, middle-American horde

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    Hella Supertones:


    So loud they get the point and move
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  7. Reactor New Member

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    You got to be kidding...the brand name is HELLA?
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  8. stevew unique white person

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    If you are tail gaiting me at any speed, it's my mission to make your driving experience a living hell.
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  9. Dartman Old Bastard Mike

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    If you'd quit d!cking around in the left lane going less than the speed limit I wouldn't be tailgating you. :p
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  10. Trailslug46 New Member

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    If I'm already going 5-10 mph over the limit and someone where to come flying up be hind me and start flashing their lights , I'd move over , let them pass . and then become their new hemorrhoid
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  11. greenchris Active Member

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    great way to be an ass and cause accidents. maybe just drive your car and not worry about pissing anyone off while driving?
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  12. Heidi Der hund ist laut und braun

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    Happy Holidays! :)
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  13. stevew unique white person

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    At what point did I say I was driving slow?

    Or driving in the left lane.
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  14. jet Member

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    I went from Atlanta to Savannah for Thanksgiving. Once I got on I-16, a big ol bitch train came up and we drafted at about 90mph for about an hour and a half all the way to Savannah, saved me a bunch of time. We all took turns on the front, waving to each other and having a good time.

    Going home, some guy in a Land Rover hooked up with me. He decided he wouldn't take a turn pulling though, running at about 85-90. I slowed to about 40 mph on the interstate and he finally got the hint.

    I've done this a bunch doing long drives and it really works well. Cops really won't mess with you when there are about 8 cars all doing 80+ on the interstate.

    But, when I'm just cruising around Atlanta....I hate it when people get in the fast lane and do the speed limit. 55mph is for the far right lane...

    What really bugs me is when some guy (cuts) pulls in front of me and I'm the last in line and there is like a quarter mile of space back and that guy is doing like 60 in the fast lane. Then looks at me like I'm crazy.

    Ohhh...and the 'brake check' is my favorite....
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  15. Dartman Old Bastard Mike

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    I'm just saying. In general, not you specifically.
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  16. HOOWAH Member

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    Agreed. If I'm speeding, the best way to make me realize I'm speeding is to tailgate. So congrats, now I'm within the law and you're still an unsafe as$hole.

    I've learned that resistance is futile on the road. If someone is going slow in front of you, kick back and relax, because there's always someone just up the road to get in your way.

    I believe there's three types of people in the world:
    1) people who always have someone in front of them
    2) people who never have anyone ever in front of them (and never wonder why)
    3) everyone else (that be me)
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  17. HOOWAH Member

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    errr... tailgating is illegal because it's unsafe, not because it's a mood altering behavior for the guy in front of you.
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