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Eye twitch/spazm?

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by DirtMcGirk, Dec 4, 2012.

  1. Da Peach Outwitted by a rodent

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    Maybe you should move to a different state.
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  2. johnbryanpeters Hero

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    Restless dong syndrome.
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  3. CrabJoe StretchPants Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick

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    This reminds me I need to schedule an eye appointment this evening. Thanks!
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  4. AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking

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    Amputation is the only option.
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  5. Da Peach Outwitted by a rodent

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  6. jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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    At this point i don't think dirt's penis cancer is "random"
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  7. jackalope Mental acuity - 1%

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    Too much Panther?

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  8. ALEXIS_DH Tirelessly Awesome

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    stress or rectal cravings.
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    Hot damn! You are finally getting glasses? Hit a pedestrian or something?
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    :stupid:
    Happens to me anytime something big is happening in my life. You have recently indicated that your choices have been catching up with you, so I will second the diagnosis of stress. Apparently you're not beating off enough so you should consider exercise and less drinking fatty.
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  11. DirtMcGirk <b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm

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    Actually not drinking much these days. Too goddamn much going on between work, trying to ride my bike, cleaning my old house, and work. Think I had a few beers on Sunday, but my bar keeps looking at me with the side eye as its been a couple months since I really visited it.

    Yea, I think its stress. I notice when I started working on some probate stuff today my eye was really twitching. Time to start plotting riding escapes.
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  12. SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    I've heard that arsenic is a pretty good cure for that.
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  13. AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking

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    There is no "trying", you either do or ya don't. What's next, "it's too hot", "my pussy hurts and I'm all out of cream", "I'm scared to take the training wheels off", etc. Quit making excuses and pedal you fat fvck ! :rant:
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    Yeah... my wife would believe that one....

    "Honey, I need more ride time to destress and prevent this damn eye twitch that Mg and/or K wouldn't TOUCH!"

    Oh, yeah... it must be DSB!
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  15. Beef Supreme Active Member

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    It's an involuntary but natural reaction to the dick slapping life has been giving you. Thwap...thwap...thwap.
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  16. CrabJoe StretchPants Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick

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    I decided to be proactive and see if I need them before it gets to that point. On weekends I'm the DD a lot and driving home at 2-3:00 in the morning with Matt's glasses made me realize how terrible my long distance vision is, especially at night.
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    Turn the volume up to 11 and drop the bass, that should do the trick. drop-the-bass-x-dtb_design.png
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    Potassium deficiency. Eat a banana.
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  19. bizutch Delicate CUSTOM flower

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    If you'll re-read the thread sir, I think everyone has already suggested that's what got him into this predicament.
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