[Sandro]

Ho Lee Fuck...what the hell is that abomination? Should've at least called it the Hindenburg.

Brought to you by Karl Heinz Nicolai and BMW. Heisenberg, the bike that knocks.

Eurobike party now, shitty eurotrash cover bands covering shitty eurotrash songs.

But still, if you ever have a chance to go, eurobike is great. The nicest fair ground I've ever seen in a beautiful location covered with laid back people.

 

[IH8Rice]

Not 'automatically'. But that's what they are called. More automatic than getting out a screwdriver.

The 40 has two buttons just the manitou, only in black.

 

[Flo33]

Brought to you by Karl Heinz Nicolai and BMW. Heisenberg, the bike that knocks.

Eurobike party now, shitty eurotrash cover bands covering shitty eurotrash songs.

But still, if you ever have a chance to go, eurobike is great. The nicest fair ground I've ever seen in a beautiful location covered with laid back people.

Have been there 3 times, 2 times as a shop employee having to do sort of business and once as a pure visitor. But I was always proper drunk in the end of all 4 days

 

[Sandro]

Have been there 3 times, 2 times as a shop employee having to do sort of business and once as a pure visitor. But I was always proper drunk in the end of all 4 days

Friday night at about 11 is best. That's the time when the Marzocchi girls usually decide to get naughty under the fountain.

 

[Flo33]

Friday night at about 11 is best. That's the time when the Marzocchi girls usually decide to get naughty under the fountain.View attachment 120445

This year though...

 

[Sandro]

This year though...

Seems like all these scantily clad big titted girls were responsible for Marzocchi's downfall and have thus been eliminated.

 

[ianjenn]

I would route for the Vampire look.

 

[mykel]

The 40 has two buttons just the manitou, only in black. View attachment 120442

Ya, but everybody knows red is faster.

 

[livanh]

the new community frame from mtb-news.
frameset for 1399€ with a float x2

 

[Sandro]

the new community frame from mtb-news.
frameset for 1399€ with a float x2

Pretty cool project - we should start a separate thread about what a crowd sourced ridemonkey bike would look like. The Unridable.

 

[slimshady]

Pretty cool project - we should start a separate thread about what a crowd sourced ridemonkey bike would look like. The Unridable.

How would we get around of the VPP patent?

 

[Sandro]

How would we get around of the VPP patent?

Might be a concern since there's a thin line between complete unridability and the most efficient suspension design in the world.

 

[kidwoo]

Oh cool. This.

Brake Force One have built the first ever brake which uses water instead of hydraulic fluid. Sounds crazy but their engineers say that brake fluids don't get as hot as people think...................Brake Force One say that water is actually more heat resistant than hydraulic fluid with two times higher heat capacity, five times better heat transportation and less heat elongation.

But brake fluid boils at uh.......

Propylene glycol antifreeze is used to prevent freezing in winter temperatures,

Okay.....so that's it.


http://www.pinkbike.com/news/hardore-german-techno-eurobike-2015.html


They should sponsor kelly mcgarry.


Get him really killed.

http://www.epictv.com/content/kelly-mcgarry-massive-crash-tianmenshan-red-bull-event-epictv


I for one think the possibility of blowing a steam leak in a brake caliper would be awesome. Not to mention the consistency of "water" across the world is always the same so there should be no problems there.

 

[StiHacka]

I am patiently waiting for brakes that use piss because then you'll be able to fix a leak with a leak.

 

[HAB]

Laser pointer zip tied to your handlebar for stem alignment. Only €69.

 

[Beef Supreme]

Pretty cool project - we should start a separate thread about what a crowd sourced ridemonkey bike would look like. The Unridable.

Oh, Jesus.

- 6" BB height
- 4' reach
- sparkle pink and sparkle lime green
- 4 internal bongs
- No dropper
- 26" wheels

 

['size]

your shox is irrelevant and you like to turn things too much.

http://www.pinkbike.com/news/brew-nitro-shox-eurobike-2015.html

 

[slimshady]

Oh, Jesus.

- 6" BB height
- 4' reach
- sparkle pink and sparkle lime green
- 4 internal bongs
- No dropper
- 26" wheels

No rootbeer pedals/stem/handlebar/seatpost combo? I must say I'm disappointed. And tires should off course be WTB.

 

[Trasselkalle]

No rootbeer pedals/stem/handlebar/seatpost combo? I must say I'm disappointed. And tires should off course be WTB.

And Rux!

I'm also a bit undecided about the whole 4 bongspaces. Aren't we really waiting for the Camelback Bong edition (rather than the silly water pipes to drink from)? Isn't that much more Enduro?

 

[HAB]

 

[Muddy]

Dear Prudence.

 

[Bikael Molton]

^ Yes we have achieved total GERMANITY!!

 

[Westy]

Oh, Jesus.

- 6" BB height
- 4' reach
- sparkle pink and sparkle lime green
- 4 internal bongs
- No dropper
- 26" wheels

-Rootbeer
-3" Gazzalodis
-Does not look Flexy
-Has a freeride version
-Billionty Shimz
-Rux
-Has dropper post you will never use
-Seat with full anal intrusion clearance.

 

[Jm_]

Oh my god. I thought it was a suspension bike with a red chain, until I looked closer.

 

[imbecile]

That IRT thing actually looks like the right way to alter the (lack of) mid-stroke support in air springs. Would be a nice upgrade for the Mattoc as well.

 

[Trasselkalle]

Kinda want

Btw, some more info and pics on http://enduro-mtb.com/en/eurobike-2015-solid-bikes-with-an-all-new-170mm-enduro-bike/ if you are curious.

Geo at the moment: 64 degree HA, 74 degree seat tube angle, 440 CS, and 420 reach in medium.

 

[Udi]

That seat tube angle looks awesome.
Hacktastic and mtg would approve, actually it could probably go a bit steeper still. Nice to see companies figuring this out slowly though.

 

[commencaldh]

Kinda like these

 

[ianjenn]

That SOLID bike looks cool...I think the best may well be the new EVIL...

It's geo looks decent. The bikes pedal well and its $800 less than most other plastic bikes! If the new 29r comes out that will be a sick bike if it uses a the same HA and BB. Just hope it is an inch or two longer.

 

[cecil]

Oh, Jesus.

- 6" BB height
- 4' reach
- sparkle pink and sparkle lime green
- 4 internal bongs
- No dropper
- 26" wheels

-Rootbeer
-3" Gazzalodis
-Does not look Flexy
-Has a freeride version
-Billionty Shimz
-Rux
-Has dropper post you will never use
-Seat with full anal intrusion clearance.

And a wok

 

[Beef Supreme]

And a wok

I'm a little ashamed that I forgot the rux and the wok.

 

[Westy]

I'm a little ashamed that I forgot the rux and the wok.

And we are all forgetting about the microwave and fire extinguishers.

 

[Beef Supreme]

That SOLID bike looks cool...I think the best may well be the new EVIL...

View attachment 120461

It's geo looks decent. The bikes pedal well and its $800 less than most other plastic bikes! If the new 29r comes out that will be a sick bike if it uses a the same HA and BB. Just hope it is an inch or two longer.

I am not too sure how well that would work as an all around bike. It would absolutely slay about half of our trails though. I want to try one.

This is the bike from Eurobike that I really want.

 

[Kanye West]

That seat tube angle looks awesome.
Hacktastic and mtg would approve, actually it could probably go a bit steeper still. Nice to see companies figuring this out slowly though.

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Sorry, cock kept hitting my keyboard, I liked it THAT much.

 

[djjohnr]

Btw, some more info and pics on http://enduro-mtb.com/en/eurobike-2015-solid-bikes-with-an-all-new-170mm-enduro-bike/ if you are curious.

Geo at the moment: 64 degree HA, 74 degree seat tube angle, 440 CS, and 420 reach in medium.

Like the head angle, seat angle and CS length. Reach could be a bit longer, but maybe a long comes in around 440. 10 more mm of travel would be sweet. Love that it uses a head tube that allows adjustable cups. That's one thing that pisses me off about my Enduro EVO.

 

[kidwoo]

The solid has water brakes!

 

[djjohnr]

Clearly those are meant to be next level water cooled vaporizers.

 

[StiHacka]

That SOLID bike looks cool...I think the best may well be the new EVIL...

View attachment 120461

It's geo looks decent. The bikes pedal well and its $800 less than most other plastic bikes! If the new 29r comes out that will be a sick bike if it uses a the same HA and BB. Just hope it is an inch or two longer.

But dat wheelbase, as long as my DHR... I don't think I'll be able to thread that through some of our most technical chunky up'n'down twisty trails.

 

[kidwoo]

Ride better trails

 

[Trasselkalle]

Like the head angle, seat angle and CS length. Reach could be a bit longer, but maybe a long comes in around 440. 10 more mm of travel would be sweet. Love that it uses a head tube that allows adjustable cups. That's one thing that pisses me off about my Enduro EVO.

The bike supposedly takes forks of 160-180, so you can get the front suspension all the way to 180. Or maybe they settle on a number after testing and optimize for that. I guess we'll have to wait and see.

The rear is 172 mm but super-progressive towards the end, so it should feel pretty close to a 180 in the back. At least that's how their DH bike is, and what they are aiming for with this one also. I agree with you on the reach, but it's still a prototype so if anything - I suspect it will become longer. Theoretically, the super-slack front and long CS could mean they compromise with a slightly smaller reach to avoid the bike becoming too long in total wheel base. As long as the riding position is centered, I could live with that compromise, if that was the case.