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  1. sstalder5 Active Member

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  2. JohnE filthy rascist

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    Wow...just wow...
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  3. MMike A fowl peckerwood.

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    Fail for the win
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  4. jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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    homer simpson?
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  5. dump Active Member

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    what a fcuking idiot.
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  6. MMike A fowl peckerwood.

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    If ONLY there was a way to prevent such freak accidents from occurring. I blame god.
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  7. sstalder5 Active Member

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    There was stupidity on both sides of that wall. They said she was hit by the SECOND shot. WTF was she thinking after the 1st one????????
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  8. jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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    Agreed.
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  9. ultraNoob Yoshinoya Destroyer

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    Maybe she was a zombie and homeboy did a double tap.
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  10. MikeD Leader and Demogogue of the Ridemonkey Satinists

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    Darwin awards are only given to those who kill themselves, not those who slay others.
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  11. sstalder5 Active Member

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    She didn't get out of the way after the first shot in her direction. Thats close enough;)
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  12. UiUiUiUi New Member

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    wuahaha +rep
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  13. MikeD Leader and Demogogue of the Ridemonkey Satinists

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    mmike obviously thinks someone dumb enough to shoot a hole in the wall can't think of some other way to destroy his life and that of his family.
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  14. IH8Rice I'm Mr. Negative! I Fail!

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    "honey, can you grab the (whatever) outside while i hang this thing?"
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  15. MMike A fowl peckerwood.

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    Weaver stance?
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  16. rockofullr confused

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    Ouch ma' brain muscle's crampin up
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  17. I Are Baboon Run, Forrest, Run!

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    Sooooo did he get the thing installed or what?
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  18. gonefirefightin free wieners

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    why use ryobi when you have a ruger
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  19. Westy the teste

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    Two holes? Must be installing a dual receiver satellite. I hope he has picture in picture capabilities.
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  20. MMike A fowl peckerwood.

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    I bet his wife does now.

    (not sure what that means really)
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  21. BurlyShirley Rex Grossman Will Rise Again

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    So this guy fires a gun, twice through a wall at his wife, killing her. And when the police showed up he was like "Uh, I was trying to install a satellite with this here gun" and they actually bought it? :rofl:
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  22. MMike A fowl peckerwood.

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    "tragic accident".

    Maybe he had a silencer?
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  23. Pesqueeb bicycle in airplane hangar

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  24. johnbryanpeters Hero

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  25. SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    Hey - he *almost* made it.

    I like this part: "The three occupants of the train were uninjured. " :rofl:
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