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6 Harsh Truths That Will Make You a Better Person

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  1. N8 v2.0

    N8 v2.0 Not the sharpest tool in the shed

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    That's right kids, in real life you don't get a trophy just for "being there."
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    6 Harsh Truths That Will Make You a Better Person
    Check it..
     
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  2. Magura

    Magura Chimp

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    That article sure nails it.

    Living through what others do, is a sure dead end.
    Unfortunately that's how most people live.

    Creating something, and gaining skills, ought to be way up on the list.


    Magura :)
     
  3. Toshi

    Toshi Harbinger of Doom

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    I like this line:

    This is why I like to write so much **** in my own thread and on Google+. :D (Well, at least in part.)
     
  4. Kevin

    Kevin Turbo Monkey

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    Even though Im super awesome, very talented in many terrains and contribute to the world in ways most people can only dream of...
    That article is a load of crap and is only true for people who believe in the same ****.
    I think theres plenty of "working class hero's" that are perfectly happy with what they have. Even if it doesnt add much value to the rest of the world.
    Being a good husband and dad will go a long way for a lot of people.
    Not everybody wants to be the next superman and a lot of wives, husbands and kids are not expecting anything more then a loving spouse/parent.

    And dont even get me started on those goddamn hippies...
     
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    eric strt6 Resident Curmudgeon

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    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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    Taking serious life advice from a comedy website?

    :stosh:
     
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    Ciaran Fear my banana

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    Life philosophy derived from Cracked. Sounds like N8 to me.

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    Da Peach Outwitted by a rodent

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    Nevertheless it's right ;)


    Magura :)
     
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    how hard could it be to remove a bullet
    just give them a tug of bourbon and get it done
     
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    easiest way to spot the idiots is when they reaffirm common sense
     
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    Nick My name is Nick

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  16. N8 v2.0

    N8 v2.0 Not the sharpest tool in the shed

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    Comedy has to be based on truth.
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    Here's some more basic truths in line with the content of that article:

    -water is wet
    -sky is blue
    -fire hot
     
  19. Magura

    Magura Chimp

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    It's kinda funny, when it's claimed to be completely basic knowledge, yet very few manages to do it?


    Magura :)
     
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  21. Magura

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    ^^^LOL!


    Magura :)
     
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    I really should start working on my book again...
     
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    Also relevant:

     
  24. CrabJoe StretchPants

    CrabJoe StretchPants Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick

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    CrabJoe StretchPants Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick

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    stoney Part of the unwashed, middle-American horde

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    Fact based financial advice book. Different than an emo "writer's" book.
     
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    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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    i was expecting a coloring book, or something along the lines of "i hope they serve beer in hell" based on your college days.
     
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    bizutch Delicate CUSTOM flower

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    stoney Part of the unwashed, middle-American horde

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    Hahaha. Well played good sir, well played. That we had Haley instead of a boy is ten-fold vengence for my days in college. And to think, you only got the tail end of that isht show...
     
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    will your follow up be a book about hoodies?
     
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    This article was written by an idiot.
     
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    Statistically speaking, half the world's population is below average intelligence.
     
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    Idiocy and intelligence are not causally connected per se...
    There are highly intelligent idiots.


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