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  1. Jesus_Christ

    Israel's Crimes Against Humanity

    Piss off newb. There's only room for three of us in here. Which means one. But also three. Sh!t gets complicated.
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    rm election email thread

    Everything catholic is a joke.
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    rm election email thread

    Hey, I never sheyot about healthcare. My work in plastic airplanes and glue sniffin is well known. Don't be trouncin'. Hobby Lobby is the chosen virgin activity superstore for any given Saturday night. Nothing takes the pain off no sexin' like a video game supply chain standing up to the...
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    BHO is the anti-christ!!!!!!

    You now have a tumor. The fun is in finding it!
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    BHO is the anti-christ!!!!!!

    All I know is that Barack Hussein Obama prays to me every night for the opportunity to eat white children.
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    Diane Campbell of Kingston, NH: F*** you, and F*** your goddamned mother!

    Actually it was more a gift to her father, his brothers, and her male cousins. They always served me well beatin up the faggots and they were getting lonely and bored with their wives. Tough to play hard to get with one limb. We left her the leg so she could scratch her ear though.
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    You Can Take a Brotha out of the Ghetto...

    Look you smug little bastard: I dictated half the stuff in THE BIBLE. You should know damn well I'm not one to nitpick the minutia for apparent contradictions and double meanings. It's all about FEELING that you have freedom. And I know in my gut that I invented it. And then gave it...
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    You Can Take a Brotha out of the Ghetto...

    Sure I did. It was me who gave free will. And by me, I mean pops. Who existed before me. But is the same as me. Look. There's like 3 of us. We all get credit for what the other two do. Besides, look at this pic from that other thread. Do I look like one seriously...
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    You Can Take a Brotha out of the Ghetto...

    Funny you should ask. I'd say my peeps are a righteous army of kickass truck drivin soldiers not to be fukked with. I gave them guns and freedom as well as a penchant for kickin molars. And whiteness. I gave them lots of whiteness. And I'll be damned if they ain't ready to use their...
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    Is it true...

    Yeah I kicked them b!tches off. They kept asking if I was anti-semitic.
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    Jesus said be groovy...

    I can hold my own.
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    Jews Need Perfecting.

    Yeah whatever chump. You know that relaxing feeling after wackin it? That didn't exist before me. If that's not peace, I don't know what is. Well, other than sweet sweet choir boy love, which is also acceptable. FKNA beyotch! Just goes to prove how right we are. If that weren't the...
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    Why is Bush still in office?

    I just made some gefilte fish and matzoh. You in?
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    Why is Bush still in office?

    Because I put him there. BlTCH
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    Muslim Creationists Provide Evidence For Evolution

    How the fvck can you take a religion seriously who's representatives have names like 'Ya Ya?' At least he knows the best way to convince people of the one true light is through lots of glossy pictures. That sh1t never fails and I encourage you to airbrush what you see in our literature on...
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    For Team SpeeDH

    Heh....."visit".......as if there's a time constraint. So much you don't know. Magdalene was a whore only until she met me and found out what the hooplah was all about.
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    For Team SpeeDH

    Dern tootin. It ain't from the hook though. That's an old picture btw.