A brief history of everything:
On the 8th day, God got bored with resting and created beer, shortly after he created football and chicken wings (shortly after he got done creating the million or so different species of everything on earth, right).
2.8 trillion years later, he created G. Suess, His one and only son. Dr. Suess was a man of many talents, and regularly turned water into wine, you know, just to get the party started. Well, at one of the big G's all-night raves, a revelation was had, and that was that the Carlo Rossi that Mr. G was serving up blew goats, and that it was time to make a BEE double E double ARE YOU EN. Moses, Little Cesar, and Napoleon Dynamite hopped in their 64 Impala and headed down to the KWIK-E to pick up a 24 of Sam Adam's Octoberfest, and thus mankind was saved from their sins for all eternity.
Today, the release of Sam Adams' Octoberfest represents the start of a new time, a better time, a more Octobery time. It's a time to dress up like the Joker, put on that sweater your aunt Caren knitted you, and put away your crappy, over-hopped-just-because-it's-summer beer.
Registered: May 2002 Location: God's country (SOUTHIE) Posts: 3193
Review Date: 9/10/08
Would you recommend the product? Yes |
Price you paid?: $15.60
| Rating: 10
Pros:
aw jeez, um everything?
served in a 22oz frosty mug, it's the best thing ever
Cons:
I have to pay for it (usually). Bottles run out. I get kind of full after I drink 12.
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With the coming of fall, so comes Sam Adams' Octoberfest. This delicious beer flavored beer (with hints of beer on the finish and a touch of beer mid-palate) will remind you that soon enough, temperatures will drop, the skies will cloud, and you'll no longer have to go outside and be social or active. One sip will take you to a place where everybody wears galloshes, there are no beaches, and convertibles don't exist.
I love Octoberfest. I wish they made it year round. I think I'll start hording it so I have enough until next October.
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