Dear UCI,now that you're about to lose an assload of money....

**SCARY** · 01-15-2013, 04:12 PM

You might want to start supporting the red headed stepchild of cycling.

I guarantee the only thing you gotta test for is alcohol,weed and for me..a whole lotta ibuprofen.

Gonna watch it all burn!

**Spinning Lizard** · 01-15-2013, 04:55 PM

Yep, get the popcorn ready.

FYI - if you love me like a brother I am screwed.

**SCARY** · 01-15-2013, 05:52 PM

LOL

make up an ideal brother,and I love you like that.

**SuspectDevice** · 01-15-2013, 08:30 PM

Reams of hilarious sh$t are going to go down soon with USAC as well. I give them about 14 months.

I can't see the current USAC administrators lasting through the year, personally.

**kidwoo** · 01-15-2013, 08:55 PM

What's a UCI?

I'm a mountainbiker so I genuinely have no idea.

**William42** · 01-15-2013, 09:04 PM

University of California, Irvine. Apparently they are about to lose a lot of money.

**General Lee** · 01-16-2013, 04:00 AM

Originally Posted by kidwoo

What's a UCI?

I'm a mountainbiker so I genuinely have no idea.

It's when you've spent all day in your chamois and then it hurts when you pee

**General Lee** · 01-16-2013, 04:07 AM

Originally Posted by SCARY

You might want to start supporting the red headed stepchild of cycling.

I guarantee the only thing you gotta test for is alcohol,weed and for me..a whole lotta ibuprofen.

Gonna watch it all burn!

The UCI? These are the guys who got snowballed by Rockyroad despite overwhelming evidence it was a scam job. Corruption or stupidity aside, it says something about just how many f*cks they don't give about DH racing.

**jonKranked** · 01-16-2013, 04:45 AM

Originally Posted by General Lee

The UCI? These are the guys who got snowballed by Rockyroad despite overwhelming evidence it was a scam job. Corruption or stupidity aside, it says something about just how many f*cks they don't give about DH racing.

they wouldn't care about road racing if it didn't make them buttloads of money. pat mcquaid is pretty much the king of the muppets.

**Pslide** · 01-16-2013, 05:19 AM

It sounded like Armstrong was going to start naming names, I guess that's what you guys are referring too.

Does anyone know what channel the interview will be broadcast on? Don't tell me it's the Oprah network... I don't even get cable, cancelled that crap a year ago.

**jonKranked** · 01-16-2013, 05:29 AM

Yea it's the Oprah network.

Also

**Pslide** · 01-16-2013, 05:51 AM

Why would one choose to come clean on...Oprah?

Maybe he felt that she might be the only person that wouldn't reach over and strangle him to death mid-interview. Or maybe he wants to tap that?

**Jim Mac** · 01-16-2013, 06:04 AM

Originally Posted by Pslide

Why would one choose to come clean on...Oprah?

Maybe he felt that she might be the only person that wouldn't reach over and strangle him to death mid-interview. Or maybe he wants to tap that?

One word: re-numeration.

**BigBoi** · 01-16-2013, 06:26 AM

Originally Posted by Pslide

Why would one choose to come clean on...Oprah?

Maybe he felt that she might be the only person that wouldn't reach over and strangle him to death mid-interview. Or maybe he wants to tap that?

Why Oprah? I would guess he's getting a lot of money. Seeing as all his endorsements are gone and he is facing multiple lawsuits, I would assume that money is no longer in great supply.