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    The Fresno Kid ohio's Avatar
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    Holy ****, googling this story is a GOLDMINE. Random things I have found...

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    GOD can heal a broken heart, but u have to give Him all d pieces.....
    Protect her, love her, kiss her, hug her, hold her, smile with her, laugh with her. But don't make her fall if you don't plan to catch her.
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    When life hands you lemons............ DEMAND Tequila and Salt!!!!!!
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    Fellow monkeys, is this what love feels like?

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    The voice of reason binary visions's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by ohio View Post
    Fellow monkeys, is this what love feels like?
    Don't you dare touch her.

    SHE IS MY SOULMATE.

    #youwillnevercatchme GIVIN HED LMFAO UNLESS I'm GTN DUCKBILLED BY A FINE ASS EYETALIAN GUY!! LMAO
    I don't know what "duckbilling" is but I am willing to learn.
    You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by binary visions View Post
    Don't you dare touch her.

    SHE IS MY SOULMATE.



    I don't know what "duckbilling" is but I am willing to learn.
    Le Tour is Le Tour.

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    Quote Originally Posted by binary visions View Post
    Don't you dare touch her.

    SHE IS MY SOULMATE.



    I don't know what "duckbilling" is but I am willing to learn.
    mormon?

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    Quote Originally Posted by binary visions View Post
    ...I don't know what "duckbilling" is but I am willing to learn.
    Pursing one's lips.
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    Naggy old crone.

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    The voice of reason binary visions's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by johnbryanpeters View Post
    Pursing one's lips.
    ...and that's all one has to do in order to "GT HED"?

    I need to re-think my life.
    You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kidwoo View Post
    Who wants to guess why stinkle has that og screen capture? Creepy stalker who had it saved on his hard drive? Or got in a mailer from the local megachurch emailer documenting the ills of our unholy society?
    I'll take "relative" for $200, Alex.
    When the lights came up at two, I caught a glimpse of you and your face looked like something Death brought with him in his suitcase.

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    Celebrating No-Pants Day kidwoo's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by ohio View Post
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    Working on bumper sticker of this list right now.

    Need a font.... Is 'cuervo' a font?
    STRAVA: Turn your dork logger off when you're on unsanctioned trails numbnuts

    Switchacks = woodland based crimes against humanity

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kasey Locksworth ‏ @kaseylocksworth
    CAN SOME1 #retweet my #tweets??!! ILL BLOW U!! LMFAOOOO
    awesome.

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    "Hey Kasey, How'd you lose all that baby weight?"

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    The Fresno Kid ohio's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by kidwoo View Post
    Working on bumper sticker of this list right now.

    Need a font.... Is 'cuervo' a font?
    nosebleed

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    Celebrating No-Pants Day kidwoo's Avatar
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    ^Good call
    STRAVA: Turn your dork logger off when you're on unsanctioned trails numbnuts

    Switchacks = woodland based crimes against humanity

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    Quote Originally Posted by ohio View Post
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    we are afraid to put men to live and trade each on his own private stock of reason, because we suspect that this stock in each man is small. - edmund burke

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    Quote Originally Posted by ohio View Post
    Holy ****, googling this story is a GOLDMINE. Random things I have found...

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    That is f'ing hilarious.
    RIP DMG.

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