The Ridemonkey no context thread.

[Ride Monzie]

Stop using logic. Do you kno how bad that isht is for you?

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[Pesqueeb]

Did you try googling what kind of neon the queen of england uses?

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[jimmydean]

you bitches wanna f*ck or what?

[H8R]

Gastric bypass surgery and a stuffed banana hammock?

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[was?]

ok, i'll admit to being genuinely confused

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[jimmydean]

They are both ironic. Like rain on your wedding day.

[johnbryanpeters]

fvck people who justify selfishness in the name of an invisible grampa in the sky.

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[mandown]

grab the lid shaft and rotate it counterclockwise

Five.

Edit - sydasti

[johnbryanpeters]

...is ridemonkey christian?...

ein zwei politzei

[mandown]

My wife gets a collection of Chocolate Stouts tonight.

5678!

[Pesqueeb]

I have brought shame to this dojo.

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[Pesqueeb]

You didn't do a wiener suspension gig did you?

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[Pesqueeb]

doc then appologized for the "pressure" i was about to feel.

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[mandown]

yeah.

[Pesqueeb]

my kids can't outrun Depo-Provera

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