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    Best/worse guitar solos...

    Last edited by JohnE; 02-13-2013 at 12:36 AM.
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    Just started and I can already predict the comments section rage.
    Why are you getting all defensive, Hitler?

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    I'll let MMike comment on this first...
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    I knocked out page 1 and got offended by the Lenny Kravitz comment, despite it being a pretty creative bunch of metaphors. Just by slipping in Lenny in the conversation, he touched on every genre, so he's definitely shooting to annoy everyone who's a fan of anything.

    But I gotta agree with him on Rocket by Def Leppard, but then again, it wasn't exactly some smash hit the masses fell in love with. It was about the 19th song release of that album.
    Make it IDIOT PROOF....and someone will make a better idiot!

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    I see several "cool because it was weird" songs included here. Going to rage in the comments.
    Why are you getting all defensive, Hitler?

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    I swear Clapton has a clause in his contracts that obligates him to release 2 crappy songs for every one good one...
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    Anything involving Neil young is total garbage
    “What does a man do, Walter? A man provides. And he does it even when he’s not appreciated, or respected, or even loved. He simply bears up and he does it. Because he’s a man.”

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    Someday, I hope to be the person my dogs think I am.

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    Someday, I hope to be the person my dogs think I am.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sandwich View Post
    Wait.......is that real?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrabJoe StretchPants View Post
    Wait.......is that real?

    too real.

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    I will 100% agree with their #1 choice.

    (Hangs head in shame before telling story.)

    A few years back, a friend of my wife's from high school was going to give us free tickets to Six flags on a Saturday.
    The only catch was that I had to go to a Poison/Cinderella concert with them on Friday. I thought,
    sure that will really suck, but riding rolling coasters all day will make up for it right? No, I was horribly wrong.
    It was beyond revolting. Sometimes I can still hear the lambs and they sound like CC Deville playing guitar.
    I made it through Cinderella's set somehow without throwing up in my mouth. They just came out and played a bluesy sounding rock, and the lead singer played a bunch of different instruments to help mask the fact that his voice sucks.
    But, when Poison came out, Holy Sheep $hit was it tragic. During their set, I could only think of Helen Keller and how she missed out on so many things, but not being able to hear or see this might have made up for it.
    Not only was the music really bad, but the show itself was so tacky and over the top, I just stood there the whole time with a mortified look on my face. At the end, the singer and guitarist got in a fist fight. Neither inflicted the kind of damage to one another that they all deserved.
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    CC Deville had a special kind of sh!ttiness all his own. I remember people being amazed that he could never, ever play the same thing, the same way, twice.
    Why are you getting all defensive, Hitler?

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