the random thought thread

[AngryMetalsmith]

I fear my eyebrows are attempting to secede my forehead.

[Rosa Michelle]

My eyes feel so heavy and I am damnnnnnnnnn sleepy in the office these days!

[jdcamb]

Tears from pulling a nose hair out often are bigger then tears from the loss of a loved one.
its not fair but.... Let me tell you about nose hairs....

[johnbryanpeters]

Life sometimes seems like being the target in a hairball hurling contest.

[ICEBALL585]

Dont eat yogurt and a bowl of chili at the same meal.

#firstworldstomachproblems

[jimmydean]

The entire McRib sandwich contains about 70 ingredients — including a flour-bleaching agent used in yoga mats.

[eric strt6]

man 11 years on the monkey and not once do I get a thread about becoming an even more senior citizen PFFFT

I fart in your general direction

[AngryMetalsmith]

man 11 years on the monkey and not once do I get a thread about becoming an even more senior citizen PFFFT

I fart in your general direction

man 11 years on the monkey and not once do I get a thread about becoming an even more senior citizen PFFFT

I fart in your general direction

Yup, definitely getting older, starting to repeat yourself.








Happy belated falling-out-your-mom day.

[jdcamb]

stinky egg fart back at you...

[DirtyMike]

Screw the eggs... You should smell what is coming out of me with the meds I am on

[ICEBALL585]

If my co-workers could hear my inner monologue then I would have been fired years ago.

[Nick]

SSSS
AAAA
FFFF
EEEE
TTTT
YYYY
Safety
Dance ...

[eric strt6]

I never though that the coolest thing would be watching my wife 14 days post knee replacement surgery getting on to our elliptical trainer and setting the ramp angle at 12 to do a work out. She is almost ready to toss the walker.

[Polandspring88]

Why does it seem like few women have hobbies?

Why do women never do anything romantic for guys?

[Pesqueeb]

I really like hummus.