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    Bacontard ICEBALL585's Avatar
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    Another one of THOSE threads...

    Yup it's another one of those threads...





    I beat some crack heads because I'm a pimp
    Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn.

    http://www.youtube.com/MrICEBALL585

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    Part of the unwashed, middle-American horde stoney's Avatar
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    I stabbed a pornstar because I'm a pimp.
    I need a new hobby that involves not working.

    Stoney Blog: http://badjudgementwednesday.blogspot.com/

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    Resident Curmudgeon eric strt6's Avatar
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    I slept with a stripper because I'm sexy like that
    "Duct Tape can't fix stupid, but it sure muffles the noise."

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    i stabbed a homo because im sexy like that.


    but did i use a knife?
    My Sofa pulls out, but I don't.

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    No..... Just....... no
    I am not saying we kill all the stupid people, I am just saying we should remove all the warning labels and let it sort itself out.....

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    I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!!!!! SkaredShtles's Avatar
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    I ran naked with a bowl of cereal... 'cause I'm a pimp, b1tches.
    Quote Originally Posted by loco-gringo
    Texas sucks.

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    the teste Westy's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by blackohio View Post
    i stabbed a homo because im sexy like that.


    but did i use a knife?
    Lead pipe in the conservatory
    (\_/)
    (.)
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    Resident Curmudgeon eric strt6's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Westy View Post
    Lead pipe in the conservatory
    he's Colonel Mustard?
    Last edited by eric strt6; 12-06-2012 at 09:45 PM.
    "Duct Tape can't fix stupid, but it sure muffles the noise."

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    i slept with a french fry because i have double d's
    Quote Originally Posted by Pesqueeb View Post
    Wanna send me a couple blow up dolls? I've had an idea.
    check out my videos!!!!!!!
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    Why did I even open this thread?
    quattuor rota permoveo somes tamen duos rota permoveo animus

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    Outwitted by a rodent Da Peach's Avatar
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    I beat homer because i'm a pimp.
    "Rotting belly button smells funny."

    - Me

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    I banged the kool-aid man because I'm sexy like that?
    Quote Originally Posted by ska todd View Post
    Bacon is a universal. Like duct tape, zip ties, or a bigger hammer it can fix anything!

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    I ran shirtless w/ a toothbrush because I have AMAZING boobs......amazing man boobs?

    J
    Last edited by Big J; 12-07-2012 at 08:11 AM.

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    I ran shirtless with Paris Hilton because I'm sexy like that.


    Yeah, and some other crazy things.

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    I stabbed an easter egg because I'm sexy like that!
    It is not safe to frequent bars or steam baths looking for a being to strip of fabric, roll in buttered jello and play like a bass flute. -JBP

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