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    Quote Originally Posted by kidwoo View Post
    wait......steve M = socket = flyingfatman????????

    learn sumthin new every day

    Definitely not the guy I was thinking I met up there last year. No sheephumper accent.
    NZ are the sheep rooters. We aussies wrestle crocs.
    Steve is a good bloke with questionable values and disregard to authority. Like most of my mates.
    Dont need to wish him luck, he will do well anyway just to prove the haters wrong.
    Last edited by MrPlow; 12-05-2012 at 12:56 PM.

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    Good stuff. For the lazy people

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    Celebrating No-Pants Day kidwoo's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrPlow View Post
    NZ are the sheep rooters. We aussies wrestle crocs.
    Same thing. You all drink fosters, are "good with animals" and eat crustacea off of barbies.

    Quote Originally Posted by MrPlow View Post
    he will do well anyway just to prove the haters wrong.
    What haters?
    Strava: turn off your dork logger when you're not on sanctioned trails, numbnuts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kidwoo View Post
    Same thing. You all drink fosters,
    No that's just a cruel joke perpetrated by Australians. Fosters is only bought and drunk by foreigners.

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    Celebrating No-Pants Day kidwoo's Avatar
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    No you're wrong.
    You all eat shrimp on grills too.
    Strava: turn off your dork logger when you're not on sanctioned trails, numbnuts.

    Switchacks = woodland based crimes against humanity

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    Quote Originally Posted by kidwoo View Post
    No you're wrong.
    You all eat shrimp on grills too.
    No one here even calls them "shrimp". Its a goddamn prawn.

    Oh why am I bothering to explain, eveyone knows Amercians are ignorant of other cultures, drive pick-up trucks with scrotum pendants, whilst crushing Budweiser cans on their foreheads and screaming "'Murica!" and hooting like hillbillies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by toodles View Post
    No one here even calls them "shrimp". Its a goddamn prawn.

    Oh why am I bothering to explain, eveyone knows Amercians are ignorant of other cultures, drive pick-up trucks with scrotum pendants, whilst crushing Budweiser cans on their foreheads and screaming "'Murica!" and hooting like hillbillies.
    you forgot the gun rack and the dog, other wise, spot on!

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    Quote Originally Posted by toodles View Post
    Oh why am I bothering to explain, eveyone knows Amercians are ignorant of other cultures, drive pick-up trucks with scrotum pendants, whilst crushing Budweiser cans on their foreheads and screaming "'Murica!" and hooting like hillbillies.
    Damn dude if you were in town you should have called!


    That's the funny thing about being american. Every single stereotype about america is actually true and you can tell the idiots because they're the only ones who will deny it.

    That said, what does fosters on tap taste like?
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    Quote Originally Posted by toodles View Post
    No one here even calls them "shrimp". Its a goddamn prawn.

    Oh why am I bothering to explain, eveyone knows Amercians are ignorant of other cultures, drive pick-up trucks with scrotum pendants, whilst crushing Budweiser cans on their foreheads and screaming "'Murica!" and hooting like hillbillies.
    True. So let's get it all out in the open:
    So when you are doing a kangaroo from behind in the winter, can you put your hands in its pouch to stay warm?
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    Quote Originally Posted by kidwoo View Post
    That said, what does fosters on tap taste like?
    Who knows, we're too busy drinking VB from stubbies in stubbies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeremy R View Post
    True. So let's get it all out in the open:
    So when you are doing a kangaroo from behind in the winter, can you put your hands in its pouch to stay warm?
    Well kangaroos are more of a summer thing to be honest, and I normally put my beer in the pouch with some ice to keep it cold while I get my loving on. I suppose you could put your hands in there to keep them warm, but it'd be a bit like cuddling and thats kind of perverted isn't it?

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    Where does the tail go?
    Strava: turn off your dork logger when you're not on sanctioned trails, numbnuts.

    Switchacks = woodland based crimes against humanity

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    Quote Originally Posted by kidwoo View Post
    Where does the tail go?
    Wherever you can fit it

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    Appreciate the kind words guys. For those who aren't aware, we service all the major brands as well as clothes dryers, snowmobile wheels, kangaroos, sheep and various aquamarine species
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