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    Press Button, Receive Stupid jonKranked's Avatar
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    At this point i don't think dirt's penis cancer is "random"

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    Too much Panther?

    Last edited by jackalope; 12-05-2012 at 01:48 PM.
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    We don't work from the IMBA handbook. We try to make sustainable where forced but kick ass is really the only guideline we build to.

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    stress or rectal cravings.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrabJoe StretchPants View Post
    This reminds me I need to schedule an eye appointment this evening. Thanks!
    Hot damn! You are finally getting glasses? Hit a pedestrian or something?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raingauge View Post
    Mine was from stress.

    Happens to me anytime something big is happening in my life. You have recently indicated that your choices have been catching up with you, so I will second the diagnosis of stress. Apparently you're not beating off enough so you should consider exercise and less drinking fatty.

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    Actually not drinking much these days. Too goddamn much going on between work, trying to ride my bike, cleaning my old house, and work. Think I had a few beers on Sunday, but my bar keeps looking at me with the side eye as its been a couple months since I really visited it.

    Yea, I think its stress. I notice when I started working on some probate stuff today my eye was really twitching. Time to start plotting riding escapes.

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    I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!!!!! SkaredShtles's Avatar
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    I've heard that arsenic is a pretty good cure for that.
    Quote Originally Posted by loco-gringo
    Texas sucks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DirtMcGirk View Post
    Too goddamn much going on between work, trying to ride my bike, cleaning my old house, and work.
    There is no "trying", you either do or ya don't. What's next, "it's too hot", "my pussy hurts and I'm all out of cream", "I'm scared to take the training wheels off", etc. Quit making excuses and pedal you fat fvck !

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    Yeah... my wife would believe that one....

    "Honey, I need more ride time to destress and prevent this damn eye twitch that Mg and/or K wouldn't TOUCH!"

    Oh, yeah... it must be DSB!
    "If life was a buffet I'd go back for seconds but you just get one plate before you fly away to check in."
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    It's an involuntary but natural reaction to the dick slapping life has been giving you. Thwap...thwap...thwap.
    She doesn't say much, she just pours my drinks. She doesn't care what the good lord thinks.

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    Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dickinson CrabJoe StretchPants's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Polandspring88 View Post
    Hot damn! You are finally getting glasses? Hit a pedestrian or something?
    I decided to be proactive and see if I need them before it gets to that point. On weekends I'm the DD a lot and driving home at 2-3:00 in the morning with Matt's glasses made me realize how terrible my long distance vision is, especially at night.
    Last edited by CrabJoe StretchPants; 12-05-2012 at 07:30 PM.

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    Turn the volume up to 11 and drop the bass, that should do the trick.Name:  drop-the-bass-x-dtb_design.png
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    Potassium deficiency. Eat a banana.

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    Quote Originally Posted by limitedslip View Post
    Potassium deficiency. Eat a banana.
    If you'll re-read the thread sir, I think everyone has already suggested that's what got him into this predicament.
    Make it IDIOT PROOF....and someone will make a better idiot!

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