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    ass grabber eaterofdog's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by CrabJoe StretchPants View Post
    I hope you shave better than you tattoo.

    She has bound feet, dude. It's supposed to look like that.
    My mom says I look like a lion.

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    just shake your rump Sandwich's Avatar
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    LOL at all you hairless faeries.

    I shave every morning and I have a 5'o'clock shadow by the time I leave work. A closer shave might buy me a little more time of not looking like a Dbag.

    Add to that the fact that a decent shaving cartridge razor costs $8 plus for a four pack, and you get maybe four shaves out of one if you stretch it. Gillette has the market cornered on forced obsolescence. I swear if I mix gillette razors and shave cream, I get two shaves out of a mach 3 before it's dull.

    Straight razors have one up front price and then you maintain them until you die, with maybe a yearly hone. Double edge razors use 20c blades. I see the convenience of cartridge razors, but being able to have a close comfortable shave every day would be way nicer than stretching a 17 blade razor until it's uncomfortable.

    For me, I want the feather artist's club razor. Uses replaceable blades in a straight handle...the same blades that I use to cut 5micron thick sections out of dead animals. That's sharp.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sandwich View Post
    might buy me a little more time of not looking like a Dbag.
    Nothing can buy YOU that

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sandwich View Post
    Straight razors have one up front price and then you maintain them until you die, with maybe a yearly hone.
    Yup. You can actually maintain a razor indefinitely with some chrome oxide pigment (fine abrasive) smeared on a balsa board and a strop. It's not too hard to find a sweet vintage razor for $20-25, get it honed for $25 and you are up and running.
    My mom says I look like a lion.

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    just shake your rump Sandwich's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by jonKranked View Post
    Nothing can buy YOU that
    well I gotta try...

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    I got this new hobby called bathing. It's so awesome. And you can't got for those crappy synthetic loofas...only full organic dried pumpkin husk.


    (I am mocking this thread).
    “What does a man do, Walter? A man provides. And he does it even when he’s not appreciated, or respected, or even loved. He simply bears up and he does it. Because he’s a man.”

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    I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!!!!! SkaredShtles's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by MMike View Post
    Mach 3 FTW.

    why would you purposely make something more difficult than it needs to be?

    it's like telemark skiing...

    Oh right...hipster...
    Fvcking telemarkers.
    Quote Originally Posted by loco-gringo
    Texas sucks.

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    I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!!!!! SkaredShtles's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by jonKranked View Post
    Courtesy of chronic laziness, I only need to shave about twice a month.
    Fixed for me.
    Quote Originally Posted by loco-gringo
    Texas sucks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MMike View Post
    Mach 3 FTW.

    why would you purposely make something more difficult than it needs to be?

    it's like telemark skiing...

    Oh right...hipster...
    heheh
    "Rotting belly button smells funny."

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    I tried to shave with a month-old mach 3 after letting the beard go for 10 days this morning. Yow.

    I think I plucked my face.
    "Rotting belly button smells funny."

    - Me

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    Think.
    Its not illegal yet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackohio View Post
    You guys shave?
    only the neck.

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    This just in ..Sears has a Christmas sale on the matching grooming set for the straight edge.
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