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    Generous jaywalker blackohio's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by DirtyMike View Post
    You had me at midgets with face mounted dildos
    best party accessory and as well as crime deterrent. Tell me anyone would even try to break into your house if in the backyard were 7-10 midgets in unitards with face mounted dildos.
    My Sofa pulls out, but I don't.

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    The Official Meat of Ridemonkey jimmydean's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by blackohio View Post
    Tell me anyone would even try to break into your house if in the backyard were 7-10 midgets in unitards with face mounted dildos.
    I would be a lot more worried about the person who would enter rather than who wouldn't.
    RIP DMG.

    Quote Originally Posted by DirtMcGirk
    Call me when you need a lawyer. I have a friend who is really bad.

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    Tool Time! jdcamb's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by blackohio View Post
    best party accessory and as well as crime deterrent. Tell me anyone would even try to break into your house if in the backyard were 7-10 midgets in unitards with face mounted dildos.
    Rent them like guard dogs. I smell $$

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    Outwitted by a rodent Da Peach's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by jdcamb View Post
    Rent them like guard dogs. I smell $$
    New Yorks hottest club has them.
    "Rotting belly button smells funny."

    - Me

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    Katana is the obvious choice

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    Business is good, thanks for asking AngryMetalsmith's Avatar
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    ^^ What's a "bugluh" ?

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    Turbo Monkey norbar's Avatar
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    Build a coconut crab army!
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    Bacon is a universal. Like duct tape, zip ties, or a bigger hammer it can fix anything!

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