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    Darth Bailer stosh's Avatar
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    Secret Santa ~ Version 2012

    Requirements

    * This is open to all Monkeys who have registered on RM by January 1st 2012.
    * The minimum you need to spend on your ELF is US$30-35. You can go over but that's up to you. You decide whether you want to include shipping in the $30-35 cost of the gift.
    * Pairing will be totally random.
    * The person you send to will NOT be the person who sends you a gift.


    How To Enter (PLEASE FOLLOW THIS FORMAT) CUT AND PASTE THIS FORM INTO YOUR E-MAIL

    * To enter, send an email to rmsecretsanta@gmail.com
    * Please provide your:

    Username _________________________
    Full Name _________________________
    Address _________________________
    _________________________
    Cell number or home phone _________________________ (this does not get sent to your elf, it's for me to coordinate lost packages etc...)
    age______________________

    Wish List __________________________________________
    (Please list at least 3 to 5 items, under US $30-35 dollars. Include your SIZE or other important info where required. If you don't have a wishlist that is OK but you might not get what you want from Santa)

    * All participants must be willing to ship to Canada or US, there has been very limited (none) interest from people overseas so this is only open to Canadian and US residents this year.


    Deadlines

    * Please send all emails with wish lists in by Nov 21st - Thus enrollment closes on November 21st.
    * I will send off the paired information by Nov 26th.

    * Gifts MUST reach the recipient by Christmas Eve, Dec 24.


    Packaging Requirements

    * The packaging must be work safe. Feel free to stick another box inside with the usual RM stuff, but the outside of the box needs to be work friendly.
    * You must provide tracking numbers to me at rmsecretsanta@gmail.com !!!!!!!
    * Make sure you take a picture of your package before you send it.

    If you do not send a gift you will be permanently banned from Ridemonkey.com




    READY
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    Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race.
    H. G. Wells

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    Sweet, I'm so excited I just can't hide it
    "Daddy I never knew pain could be so delicious"
    -My Son- March 13, 2010

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    Konaboner Konabumm's Avatar
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    woot woot email sent, I'm IN
    "Daddy I never knew pain could be so delicious"
    -My Son- March 13, 2010

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    Darth Bailer stosh's Avatar
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    Nice!
    Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race.
    H. G. Wells

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    Press Button, Receive Stupid jonKranked's Avatar
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    Will be sending my email later this evening.

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    Workin' on my wish list!

    Stoch -- YOU ROCK!!!!

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    Getting my list together.
    Tact is for people not witty enough to be sarcastic.

    Wrench

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    shot fired! shot sent!
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    WAY Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten almost)
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    Sent! I used "****" a lot in my wish list though. Send me to an adult!
    Are we having a contest on the box again this year?
    Last edited by DirtMcGirk; 11-14-2012 at 05:09 PM.

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    I'm in - start shopping!

    Wish List: Regional hoochie BBQ sauces and rubs not available in Montana so basically anything from the IGA. I also like hot sauce, gag gifts, gold coins and midget porn although you’ll never top DerpMcGirp so don’t even try. Do not need any more sex toys, shake weights or rubber slave masks.
    Last edited by Serial Midget; 11-14-2012 at 06:17 PM.
    "midget sex should smell like bacon and secret shame" Derp McDerp

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    Quote Originally Posted by Konabumm View Post
    Sweet, I'm so excited I just can't hide it
    (and) I'm about to lose control, I think I like it.

    E mail sent!

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    Al Bundy Serial Midget's Avatar
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    I thought this was 2012??? Wha'd I miss?
    "midget sex should smell like bacon and secret shame" Derp McDerp

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    hopefully someone sends me that 14" dildo i requested. im in, good luck fellas.
    Last edited by blackohio; 11-14-2012 at 06:40 PM.
    My Sofa pulls out, but I don't.

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    can i lick your balls? lovebunny's Avatar
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    my chick is now a manager of a sex shop. who wants dildos?
    http://www.linkedin.com/in/tjjones1214
    http://www.skillpages.com/tjjones1214

    Quote Originally Posted by Westy
    TJ=RM's former resident crackhead carwrecking ball licking parrot felcher.

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    my dildo request is very specific. I want a pocket pussy inside a dildo so i can use it while using it. It'll be like time fighting.
    My Sofa pulls out, but I don't.

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