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    holy shiznits Manimal has posted on the monkey....must be a slow day in the border wars
    "Duct Tape can't fix stupid, but it sure muffles the noise."

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    The cold, tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as Lager. South African beer is also acceptable, as they are pound for pound the greatest sporting nation on earth and it can only be due to the beer. They are also part of the British Commonwealth - see what it did for them. American brands will be referred to as Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine, so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion.
    "Duct Tape can't fix stupid, but it sure muffles the noise."

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    What's worse?:

    Using a porta potty for #2 and enduring the smell, or:
    Mouth breathing for duration of "the business", then when you're all done, realising that you can taste what you were avoiding smelling in the first place

    This should have been a poll...
    "Rotting belly button smells funny."

    - Me

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    They took out one of the normal vending machines in the lunchroom at work and put in a new vending machine with "healthy" options like veggies w/ dip and baked chips.

    I give it a week before the fat people revolt.
    Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn.

    http://www.youtube.com/MrICEBALL585

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    Chivalry is not dead, and apparently hasn't gone unnoticed.

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    Shall I go surf at Wizzard or playa Bluff today...
    Think.
    Its not illegal yet.

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    Fvcking new luxury car for winter equinox day commericals...Really? And all I want is a new sword.
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    We don't work from the IMBA handbook. We try to make sustainable where forced but kick ass is really the only guideline we build to.

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    Imodium is a bitch-goddess.

    She gives with one hand, and takes with the other...
    "Rotting belly button smells funny."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Peach View Post
    Imodium is a bitch-goddess.

    She gives with one hand, and takes with the other...
    new title should be chapped ass...

    or butt pee.
    Last edited by stevew; 11-08-2012 at 06:39 PM.

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    i can say the first time I listened to the who "quadrophenia" in its entirety was played live in concert.

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    The iPad Mini: "a bigger, but not gigantic iPod you cannot talk on"
    RIP DMG.

    Quote Originally Posted by DirtMcGirk
    Call me when you need a lawyer. I have a friend who is really bad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimmydean View Post
    The iPad Mini: "a bigger, but not gigantic iPod you cannot talk on"

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrabJoe StretchPants View Post


    Maybe they will sell an iPad bundle that includes all of them for only $5000.
    RIP DMG.

    Quote Originally Posted by DirtMcGirk
    Call me when you need a lawyer. I have a friend who is really bad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimmydean View Post


    Maybe they will sell an iPad bundle that includes all of them for only $5000.
    Includes a free complimentary black turtleneck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrabJoe StretchPants View Post
    Includes a free complimentary black turtleneck.
    In black only, or is there an option for slightly darker black, as well?
    RIP DMG.

    Quote Originally Posted by DirtMcGirk
    Call me when you need a lawyer. I have a friend who is really bad.

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