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07-30-2010, 12:17 AM
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Poopdeck Repost
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Hanging out in Hollywood, swinging a cactus... in my pantz.
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your life in my hands
So, I'm interviewing a potential hire tomorrow/today (depend on how late it is). He is a friend of my boss. I asked the boss man if he had warned the guy that his fate is in the hands of a punk-ass with a mohawk, nail polish, and a hangover. Since the prophecy was written, I went to the bar tonight and ended up meeting 5 women of a 6-man volleyball team in town for a tournament. Next thing I know somebody is upset because I did a Croc Dundee check. To be fair, you are in West Hollywood wearing a mini dress and you are taller than me; I'm offended that you expect me to believe I'm the first guy today to check your baggage. Thanks Goldschlager maqrtini!
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07-30-2010, 12:27 AM
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Monkey
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Straya
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It might have been DirtMcGirk practising for his new profession. He may just have done a good job of strapping it back.
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07-30-2010, 04:54 AM
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Press Button, Receive Stupid
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Morristown, NJ
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Thanks Goldschlager maqrtini!
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I just threw up in my mouth a little bit
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07-30-2010, 07:45 AM
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just shake your rump
Join Date: May 2002
Location: whahlthahm, MAH
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Originally Posted by mandown
ended up meeting 5 women of a 6-man volleyball team
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whiskey, women and death
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07-30-2010, 09:18 AM
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can i lick your balls?
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: san diego
Posts: 5,985
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Originally Posted by mandown
So, I'm interviewing a potential hire tomorrow/today (depend on how late it is). He is a friend of my boss. I asked the boss man if he had warned the guy that his fate is in the hands of a punk-ass with a mohawk, nail polish, and a hangover. Since the prophecy was written, I went to the bar tonight and ended up meeting 5 women of a 6-man volleyball team in town for a tournament. Next thing I know somebody is upset because I did a Croc Dundee check. To be fair, you are in West Hollywood wearing a mini dress and you are taller than me; I'm offended that you expect me to believe I'm the first guy today to check your baggage. Thanks Goldschlager maqrtini!
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so what does the rest of your story have to do with your first 2 sentences?
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TJ=RM's former resident crackhead carwrecking ball licking parrot felcher.
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07-30-2010, 09:32 AM
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Poopdeck Repost
Join Date: Jun 2004
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i was drunk when i posted that. your first week on the new job and already the kickstand polish is starting to rot your brain.
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07-30-2010, 10:51 AM
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confused
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: East Bay, Cali
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So did you and the tranny have a nice evening?
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07-30-2010, 10:56 AM
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Poopdeck Repost
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Hanging out in Hollywood, swinging a cactus... in my pantz.
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There was no pickle in the sandwich, just two slices of roast beef.
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07-30-2010, 02:17 PM
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derp
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Claremont, CA
Posts: 4,485
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Originally Posted by mandown on FB
Honestly, you are in WeHo wearing a mini-dress, flat chested, and taller than me; there is no need to call security because I gave you the Croc Dundee baggage check. Srsly.
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Originally Posted by jonKranked
Everything is a death trap if you're stupid enough. Even toast.
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07-30-2010, 03:03 PM
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Out of my element
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Deep in the Jungles of Oklahoma
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"her life was in your hands dude!"
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"Right now I'm tapped into my subconscious, affecting the quantum field of infinite potential."
"All you have to do is convince yourself there are decent pubs in your area and they will appear. If your mind can believe it, reality will bend in your favor. Your pub already exists in the quantum field. It's just time and space preventing it from manifesting in physical form."
- Knuckleslammer
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07-30-2010, 03:55 PM
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Hero
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Making moss sad in New Haven, Vermont
Posts: 12,444
Rep Power: 9
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Unneeded. Locking thread.
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Naggy old crone.
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