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07-29-2010, 11:22 PM
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WAY Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten almost)
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Oz
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I think HBO is telling me to be a hooker...
Been watching HBO lately a lot since its free.
And I think they want me to be a hooker when I grow up.
Between Bunnyranch and Downtown Girls: Hookers (with wangs?) I think my TV is telling me I need to learn to give a good ZJ (if you have to ask, you can't afford it) and to master the art of tucking it back.
I don't really see this being a viable option for me. Yes, once in a blue moon someone wants to fall on the grenade hooker, but its for like $29 dollars and they want an FJ, which is not a Toyota product.
I'm confused.
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On Sex in the City II
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Originally Posted by H8R
There is simply not enough time for humans left on earth to accommodate the sheer number of blow jobs I would require to sit through that movie.
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07-29-2010, 11:37 PM
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filthy rascist
Join Date: May 2005
Location: So. Cal, but not the cool part...
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I'm confused.
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ConfusING is more like it...
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Someday, I hope to be the person my dogs think I am.
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07-29-2010, 11:44 PM
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WAY Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten almost)
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Hater
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On Sex in the City II
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Originally Posted by H8R
There is simply not enough time for humans left on earth to accommodate the sheer number of blow jobs I would require to sit through that movie.
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07-30-2010, 12:03 AM
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Poopdeck Repost
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Hanging out in Hollywood, swinging a cactus... in my pantz.
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I got two rolls of quarters and a six pack of mgd. Can we make a deal involving fondling ur moobs?
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07-30-2010, 12:17 AM
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Business is good, thanks for asking
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: I have no idea where I am
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Didn't Charlie Sheen say, " you don't pay hookers for sex, you pay them to leave ".
I see big bucks in your future.
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Originally Posted by JohnE
You are a bad, bad, evil man...shudder...
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07-30-2010, 04:59 AM
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anti-dentite
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: west asheville
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Don't forget that horrible show "Hung" about the male prostitute.
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07-30-2010, 05:19 AM
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Hero
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Making moss sad in New Haven, Vermont
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Originally Posted by drkenan
Don't forget that horrible show "Hung" about the male prostitute.
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Dirt could star in "Droop" maybe.
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Naggy old crone.
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07-30-2010, 10:05 AM
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confused
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: East Bay, Cali
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I knew I shouldn't open this thread.
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07-30-2010, 10:18 AM
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Turbo Monkey
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Central Florida
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I'm sure your mangina will command top dollar.
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Why are you getting all defensive, Hitler?
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Some of you guys are mega-douches.
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07-30-2010, 10:47 AM
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Poopdeck Repost
Join Date: Jun 2004
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mmm... munt.
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07-30-2010, 12:03 PM
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Monkey
Join Date: Nov 2007
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Originally Posted by mandown
mmm... munt.
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Winnah!!!!!
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07-30-2010, 12:14 PM
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WAY Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten almost)
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Oz
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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to mandown again.
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Goddamnit! Munt is genius!
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On Sex in the City II
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Originally Posted by H8R
There is simply not enough time for humans left on earth to accommodate the sheer number of blow jobs I would require to sit through that movie.
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