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    You can get pregnant from watching porn in 3d?

    According to this crazy woman you can:


    A white American woman who had a black baby claims she fell pregnant whilst watching a porn movie in 3D. According to reports, the childs father , who is white was serving in the military in Iraq when she became pregnant.

    His wife Jennifer told him the child was conceived whilst watching a porn movie in 3D. “I see it as suspicious. The films in 3-D are very real. With today’s technology, anything is possible" he said.


    Jennifer claimed she went to watch a porn film with her friends in New York and doesn’t usually watch porn movies and that she went to watch it to experience the effects in 3D. Jennifer says the child looks like the black actor in the movie. “A month after watching the movie, I started feeling dizzy and the results were positive.” she said.

    Jennifer admits her marriage could be in trouble. “Even though my husband believed in me, my marriage could be at risk. But he knows I’m faithful” she said.


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    Last edited by jonKranked; 05-07-2010 at 06:18 AM.
    set your sarcasm meter to Level 4:butt hurt

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    A new low for our standard of intelligence!

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    The jizz spraying TV was probably from Japan.
    set your sarcasm meter to Level 4:butt hurt

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    this is awesome - I keep wondering how I would react is my wife told me the same thing

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    So the that's the caliber of people in the military? The kind of people that would buy that story.

    They few....the proud....
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    Quote Originally Posted by jonKranked View Post
    Her wife Jennifer told him the child was conceived whilst watching a porn movie in 3D. “I see it as suspicious. The films in 3-D are very real. With today’s technology, anything is possible" he said.
    Wait.......what?

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    Editor’s Update : “As far fetched as it seems this came from a reputable source. it would, however seem that it is a fabrication. PopJolly staff were unable to validate the source after repeated attempts. Still funny though”
    hmmm. never let the truth get in the way of a good story
    “What does a man do, Walter? A man provides. And he does it even when he’s not appreciated, or respected, or even loved. He simply bears up and he does it. Because he’s a man.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrabJoe StretchPants View Post
    Wait.......what?
    my bad that was an editing error when i copy/pasted the article.
    set your sarcasm meter to Level 4:butt hurt

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    Good thing she wasn't watching Avatar. Try explaining the blue baby with a tail to the hubby.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Konabumm View Post
    this is awesome - I keep wondering how I would react is my wife told me the same thing
    Wait.

    You've got another wife??
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    Quote Originally Posted by MMike View Post
    hmmm. never let the truth get in the way of a good story
    sounds like something jason blair would turn into the new york times.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DamienC View Post
    Good thing she wasn't watching Avatar. Try explaining the blue baby with a tail to the hubby.
    I'd take the blue baby with a tail over the black baby.
    set your sarcasm meter to Level 4:butt hurt

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    Quote Originally Posted by jonKranked View Post
    I'd take the blue baby with a tail over the black baby.
    you don't want your wife to indulge in her spike lee movie fantasies?

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    so did she have the baby in a manger too?

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