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    Darth Bailer stosh's Avatar
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    Saw my boss naked today...

    Since I'm the most computer literate person in the office I'm typically the one asked to remove vacation photos from my boss's camera. Guess what?
    His wife took pics of him sleeping naked he didn't know about. When he asked me to open a few photos I did so and what to my wondering eyes should appear but a fully naked picture of my boss sleeping!!!!!!!!!!!


    Today certainly has been interesting.
    Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race.
    H. G. Wells

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    Pull up your pants?

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    set your sarcasm meter to Level 4:butt hurt

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    Please tell me you did the right thing and saved them for extortion purposes.

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    too bad it wasn't the other way around (boss taking pictures of naked sleeping wife).
    set your sarcasm meter to Level 4:butt hurt

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    Quote Originally Posted by jonKranked View Post
    too bad it wasn't the other way around (boss taking pictures of naked sleeping wife).
    When I read the word wife I got excited for a second. I'm also hoping you have the pics saved for extortion, blackmail or to just be a dick if the occasion ever comes up.

    Does he have a man bush and turtle dick or what?

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    Darth Bailer stosh's Avatar
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    Ha......... it was a semi blurry. I didn't look long enough for details.
    Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race.
    H. G. Wells

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    Quote Originally Posted by stosh View Post
    Ha......... it was a semi blurry. I didn't look long enough for details.
    He knew they were on there. He was hitting on you.
    1 track mind, 48 channels

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    Look out, stosh, TN's angling for a threesome.
    Quote Originally Posted by pigboy
    Naggy old crone.

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    did you ever think about owning that company? or being rich?

    do the American thing and sue for sexual harassment
    Originally Posted by Sandwich
    i schralped bus stop with a rear flat faster than jonkranked does it on his pretty expresso

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    i hope he gave you a raise.


    salary-wise, not pants-wise.
    But Black Dynamite, I sell drugs in the community!

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    Hey baby, want a hot dog? TN's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by johnbryanpeters View Post
    Look out, stosh, TN's angling for a threesome.
    I've played the "Here, delete my pics on my cam, Im a tard." card before but never thought about using that angle for a 3-sum. BRILLIANT!
    1 track mind, 48 channels

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    Quote Originally Posted by boogenman View Post

    Does he have a man bush and turtle dick or what?
    The simple fact you are even asking this question......

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    Quote Originally Posted by kickstand View Post
    The simple fact you are even asking this question......
    That was my feeling as well.
    Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race.
    H. G. Wells

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    Quote Originally Posted by stosh View Post
    That was my feeling as well.
    Yeah...someone just rocked out a mean Freudian slip, there.

    I'm with JonKranked....go for the blackmail, man. You've just been handed the crown jewel of corporate leverage.
    I'll get there eventually....

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