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  1. 04-27-2012, 05:09 PM #1651
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    Quote Originally Posted by kazlx View Post
    She does laundry too?
    Sammichs?
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  2. 04-27-2012, 06:48 PM #1652
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    If home depot had groceries, men would always volunteer to go.
    Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer
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  3. 04-27-2012, 08:56 PM #1653
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    7 shots of tequila cannot be tasted when mixed with 1 pint of of Langer's brand pineapple coconut juice.
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    ..She ends up preggo, and my first response is "Not mine! I never threw the ball that deep..."
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    Quote Originally Posted by kazlx View Post
    She does laundry too?
    She even "Mows the grass"....




    Quote Originally Posted by skibunny24 View Post
    awww, that's so sweet

    Speaking of sweet men... my husband is awesome.
    Shhhhhhh Keep that on the down low, know one is supposed to know I have a sweet side
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    I am not saying we kill all the stupid people, I am just saying we should remove all the warning labels and let it sort itself out.....
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  5. 04-29-2012, 04:10 PM #1655
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    Not a thought as much as a conversation...

    Me: Can I get you to help me move a few things?

    Friend: What do I look like a moving company.

    Me: Are effin serious?

    Friend: yup then some mouth breathing noises.

    Me: I have moved your sh!t 5 times in the last 10 years, and possibly more in the last 20.

    Friend: You could have said no... More mouth breathing noises....

    Fast forward 2 weeks....

    Friend: I can't go riding until you help me put back together my 40 and bleed my Formula Brakes.

    Me: ORLY....
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  6. 04-29-2012, 05:27 PM #1656
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    Quote Originally Posted by jdcamb View Post
    Not a thought as much as a conversation...

    Me: Can I get you to help me move a few things?

    Friend: What do I look like a moving company.

    Me: Are effin serious?

    Friend: yup then some mouth breathing noises.

    Me: I have moved your sh!t 5 times in the last 10 years, and possibly more in the last 20.

    Friend: You could have said no... More mouth breathing noises....

    Fast forward 2 weeks....

    Friend: I can't go riding until you help me put back together my 40 and bleed my Formula Brakes.

    Me: ORLY....
    Upper decker.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Peach View Post
    Upper decker.
    I am afraid you have confused me with another degenerate. I have an aversion to poo. Mine and everyone else's.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jdcamb View Post
    I am afraid you have confused me with another degenerate. I have an aversion to poo. Mine and everyone else's.
    poo handle?
    "Rotting belly button smells funny."

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  9. 04-30-2012, 08:23 AM #1659
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    Why do some people insist on speaking on the phone when a simple 1 sentence email gives all the information needed? I fvcking hate talking on the phone.
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    "so quiet you can hear a pin drop";
    who drops pins these days?

    "so quiet you can hear a booger drop" is far more contemporary
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  11. 04-30-2012, 09:59 AM #1661
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    Quote Originally Posted by CrabJoe StretchPants View Post
    Why do some people insist on speaking on the phone when a simple 1 sentence email gives all the information needed? I fvcking hate talking on the phone.
    they probably take extreme pleasure in knowing that it annoys you to no end
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  12. 04-30-2012, 10:06 AM #1662
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  13. 04-30-2012, 10:21 AM #1663
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    Why does the 87 octane button on most of the area gas pumps have either a crack or some kind of hole punched in them like they were vandalized with a screw driver? And only the 87, not 89 or 93. hmmmm
    2nd place is the first Boozer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by eric strt6 View Post
    they probably take extreme pleasure in knowing that it annoys you to no end
    Problem is I won't answer. They can leave me voicemail after voicemail, as I reply to each one with an email. They usually get the hint pretty quick.
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    i wish books had ctrl-f
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