Paging Dr. Monkey - TMI Inside

[mandown]

So, I hit the gym tonight and got a shock. After about 20 minutes of cardio I pissed blood. No blood before I started, and none I can see now (a few hours later). I even went ahead with my leg training for an hour, right after this happened.

I've asked Dr. Google, and it seems some runners get random blood showing up in their urine. Anyone out there have this issue before? Was it the strain of exercise, and was there anything that helped?

I've emailed my doctor and plan to visit if she she says she thinks I need too, or if the blood shows up again soon.

[AngryMetalsmith]

Could work that into a pick-up line. Nothing impresses the ladies like a tuff guy who can piss blood.

[mandown]

Could work that into a pick-up line. Nothing empresses the ladies like a tuff guy who can piss blood.

Nice verb.

[Westy]

I am no doctor but can say with confidence that you either have internal bleeding in your UT or that someone secretly drugged you and injected blood up your pee hole into your bladder. Since the second option is more likely there is no need to seek proper medical intention, you should just put a zip tie tight around your johnny to prevent any further successful blood injections.

[Mattcz]

Get thee to doctor. Visible blood in your pee is no good.

[lovebunny]

Get thee to doctor. Visible blood in your pee is no good.

im inclined to disagree. i say you ferment it and drink it

[Mattcz]

im inclined to disagree. i say you ferment it and drink it

Depends on the amount of blood. Too much blood in your fermented pee can cause blindness.

[nyhc00]

This happened to me several years ago when I was doing a lot of running. From what I recall it was the myoglobin breaking down in my muscle tissue and I was peeing it out. Which led to my first prostate exam at the ripe old age of 21. Thanks for the trip down memory lane.

[stevew]

Which led to my first prostate exam at the ripe old age of 21. Thanks for the trip down memory lane.

the doctor had thick sausage like fingers?

[jonKranked]

were you listening to slayer?

[ICEBALL585]

Pissing blood would be a cool stage trick for the next show your band plays.

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

I'm far from squeamish when it comes to blood, guts and broken bones, but the day I see blood squirting out of my peehole might be the day I pass out.

[Pesqueeb]

Despite all of my running I can happily report no pee in my blood. Ever. You should see a doctor.

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

You didn't do a wiener suspension gig did you? Like a dangily dangler of sorts.

[I Are Baboon]

I've asked Dr. Google, and it seems some runners get random blood showing up in their urine. Anyone out there have this issue before? Was it the strain of exercise, and was there anything that helped?

I ran 2300 miles last year and had no blood pee to report. I've crapped red but that was because I ate beets (the only good thing about beets). Hope it's nothing serious.