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    nicknames for co-workers

    Ok so I'm pretty sure there's a fair amount of office monkeys here. I know where I work, some of us have secret code/nicknames for other co-workers that are pretty amusing or just otherwise interesting. Post up yours and the reasons for the nickname! mine:

    horse buckle - a lady who is a big equestrian rider and has this mondo belt buckle of a horse

    the hamburgler - this guy's diet consists entirely of hamburgers and pizza. i'm not kidding.

    tyrannosaurus - this guy flails his arms like a t-rex when things don't go his way, which is daily (same person as the hamburgler actually)

    dr teeth - you know the muppet? this girl has disproportionately large chompers that remind me of said muppet.

    buns - there's this skinny asian kid who wears pants that are way too tight.

    mom jeans - one of the older engineers (a guy) wears the same kind of jeans as my mom did when I was a kid.

    the brat - this girl complains about how broke she is, but drives a brand new lexus and one day came in with a brand new louis vuitton bag (gotta love LA)

    the muppets - this isn't any particular person, but a certain clique of employees in my department that I can't stand. they're the ones that are very cliquey, very gossipy, enjoy their jobs entirely too much - to the point that they don't really do anything else with their lives. its kinda sad actually. I can't stand being around them because they never have anything to talk about except work.
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    fat slob: 41 out of the 45 of them

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    "Morons"

    "Cow-orkers"

    "Epic failures at life"

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    Out of the office environment now but we used to have one known as the cubicle vampire. She didn't do any work, just moved from cube to cube sucking the life out of everyone she encountered.

    Think the name came from an old Dilbert.
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    Yea, we have "Nickname" hes the guy thats better than everyone at the office so he gives everyone demeaning nicknames.


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    heffer: real name Heather but she is large.... has a sister named Feather that is equally as large

    Scrappy: dont mess with her she is vicious

    left testicle: last name sounds similar and he happens a be a dick.

    Butter bean: not the boxxer but similar in shape and is known to consume a large pizza in one sitting

    John the nazi: Similar style tactics used by the german Nazi's to inforce their rule on everyone.

    Uncle Tom: Formerly known As Tom but since I started working here he is reffered to as Uncle tom because he is my uncle and he happens to have a cabin.

    Rob rhino: this guy looks like he should be in a coke fueled porno from the eighties.

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    I have names for co-workers at my other job.

    At the bike shop:

    Gabe = Gay-buh.

    Raul = Senior.

    Stephan = Z. (I'm not too sure how that one happened.)

    They call me "Mickey Mouse" or "Bukkake". There's a long story behind the nickname "Bukkake".

    Around the law office I work at, they call me "Michael H. Christ." because I go to church, and don't drink.
    I <3 my wife.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prettym1k3 View Post
    There's a messy story behind the nickname "Bukkake".
    Fixed
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    A thread focussed on females that doesn't involve rubbing one out=the epic fail.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prettym1k3 View Post
    There's a long story behind the nickname "Bukkake".
    It can't possibly be that long. I think we get the jizzt.

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    I don't have any co-workers ones, but I have nicknames I have given:

    RaKell Ankle Swell - this girl named Rachael I knew who had redwoods for ankles.

    Todos los dias - this girl we went to school with who wore the same clothes everyday.

    Flycatcher - this dude who always stands around with his mouth open.

    Superhonkey - this dude in his 20's who rocks a massive combover.
    Married to Rakell.

    Annie - this chick at my gym who weighs 80 pounds.

    Glosshead - my best friend in high school had a greasy forehead.

    Slav (from Goonies) - this dude with a busted grill

    Big Debbie - this fat lady who eats Little Debbies

    Krugger - this guy who always had long fingernails

    Pure Luck (the movie)- We used to call one of our best friends in high school this, because he looked just like Martin Short when he got stung by the bee and was all swollen up. He had never seen the movie. One morning I walked into school, and he immediately punched me hard in the arm, and said, I watched Pure Luck over the weekend you sonofabitch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kingbee View Post
    Yea, we have "Nickname" hes the guy thats better than everyone at the office so he gives everyone demeaning nicknames.

    The only joy I get from work is standing around telling mean-spirited jokes at other people's expense. Check out that guy. Why is his face all twisted up like that? He looks like he jacks off with Icy Hot. He looks like he just sh*t a gerbil.
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    In college there were three people we hung out with all named Jamie so we had:
    Jamie
    Chick Jamie
    Fat Jamie

    Fat Jamie didn't like his nickname very much, but thats what happens when you pack on 60 pounds in a very short period of time

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    Clock Tower-Because I know someday he will end up in tower with a rifle
    Eugene- because he looks like a nerd
    Coma- Chicks a ditz, and real last name sounds like Coma
    Pugsley- Spitting image of Pugsley from the Addams family
    Someday, I hope to be the person my dogs think I am.

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    ugly little chipmunk- i don't think i need to explain

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    Got an employee we call Elvis: he has the same hair style, has an elvis belt buckle, sings Elvis songs, and even does the "hey berber" to his wife when she picks him up.

    My employees prolly call me an idiot or some other derrogatory term when I leave the room. Why, I don't really know....
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    ..She ends up preggo, and my first response is "Not mine! I never threw the ball that deep..."

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