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    I pity old and/or ugly people

    Since moving to Colorado, I've truly discovered that you're as old or ugly as you want to be. For example, my neighbor, she's ~40yo, decent looking woman, but acts like she's 70. And I come into work this morning and one of the production ladies in the back is in her mid-50s, has Pink Floyd cranked up and is just rocking to her job.

    Then take ugly people. Driving into work, I see too many mean people, a sour look, a cigarette hanging from their mouth...

    But my favorite was last ski season, I got to chatting with a couple women on the lift pushing 80yo -- I asked -- and they friggin' schooled me on the slopes.

    Old and/or ugly people should just do society a favor and kill themselves.

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    I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!!!!! SkaredShtles's Avatar
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    Re: I pity old and/or ugly people

    Originally posted by LordOpie
    Since moving to Colorado, I've truly discovered that you're as old or ugly as you want to be. For example, my neighbor, she's ~40yo, decent looking woman, but acts like she's 70. And I come into work this morning and one of the production ladies in the back is in her mid-50s, has Pink Floyd cranked up and is just rocking to her job.

    Then take ugly people. Driving into work, I see too many mean people, a sour look, a cigarette hanging from their mouth...

    But my favorite was last ski season, I got to chatting with a couple women on the lift pushing 80yo -- I asked -- and they friggin' schooled me on the slopes.

    Old and/or ugly people should just do society a favor and kill themselves.
    Hold on a second. Aren't you old?

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    i think your just angry at stupid people because there are some very good looking folks that should stop breathing too.
    Wow, I can’t believe you just took that seriously!

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    likely ugly, too.

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    Re: I pity old and/or ugly people

    Originally posted by LordOpie
    Since moving to Colorado, I've truly discovered that you're as old or ugly as you want to be. For example, my neighbor, she's ~40yo, decent looking woman, but acts like she's 70. And I come into work this morning and one of the production ladies in the back is in her mid-50s, has Pink Floyd cranked up and is just rocking to her job.

    Then take ugly people. Driving into work, I see too many mean people, a sour look, a cigarette hanging from their mouth...

    But my favorite was last ski season, I got to chatting with a couple women on the lift pushing 80yo -- I asked -- and they friggin' schooled me on the slopes.

    Old and/or ugly people should just do society a favor and kill themselves.
    Sounds like you should thank your lucky stars that you turned out perfect. Gosh it must be a struggle to deal with us common folks. Since I am old and ugly I can't seem to pull the trigger.... Could you do me a favor and take me out back and ...... jdcamb

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    Re: I pity old and/or ugly people

    Originally posted by LordOpie
    Since moving to Colorado, I've truly discovered that you're as old or ugly as you want to be. For example, my neighbor, she's ~40yo, decent looking woman, but acts like she's 70. And I come into work this morning and one of the production ladies in the back is in her mid-50s, has Pink Floyd cranked up and is just rocking to her job.

    Then take ugly people. Driving into work, I see too many mean people, a sour look, a cigarette hanging from their mouth...

    But my favorite was last ski season, I got to chatting with a couple women on the lift pushing 80yo -- I asked -- and they friggin' schooled me on the slopes.

    Old and/or ugly people should just do society a favor and kill themselves.
    Wow, nice rant. Hitler would be proud.

    Also i would just like to know how old you are(not mentally) This sounds like the rant of an 8th grade girl. "eww all those ugly kids should not be talking to me"
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    I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!!!!! SkaredShtles's Avatar
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    Re: Re: I pity old and/or ugly people

    Originally posted by Lexx D
    Wow, nice rant. Hitler would be proud.

    Also i would just like to know how old you are(not mentally) This sounds like the rant of an 8th grade girl. "eww all those ugly kids should not be talking to me"
    <tweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet> That's a double-minor for invoking the H-bomb a bit early.

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    Re: Re: I pity old and/or ugly people

    Originally posted by Lexx D
    Wow, nice rant. Hitler would be proud.

    Also i would just like to know how old you are(not mentally) This sounds like the rant of an 8th grade girl. "eww all those ugly kids should not be talking to me"
    Damn it... Lexx D beat me to Godwin's Law...


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    Hell why don't we put the metally disambled and physically disabled out of thier misery while we're at it.

    Opie you deserve one swift

    :nuts: for this one
    MAD HUCKER STYLEE

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    Re: Re: Re: I pity old and/or ugly people

    Originally posted by HippieKai
    i think your just angry at stupid people because there are some very good looking folks that should stop breathing too.
    me thinks you didn't read my post. I'm not talking about physical aesthetics or cronological age.

    Originally posted by N8
    Damn it... Lexx D beat me to Godwin's Law...

    We need to find you a new hobby

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    MOTHER HEN LordOpie's Avatar
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    Originally posted by Lexx D
    Hell why don't we put the metally disambled... out of thier misery while we're at it.
    Hey! WTF did Stosh ever do to you?

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    Originally posted by LordOpie
    Hey! WTF did Stosh ever do to you?
    I dub thee Lord ignoramous And present you with another :nuts:
    MAD HUCKER STYLEE

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    Re: I pity old and/or ugly people

    Originally posted by LordOpie
    Old and/or ugly people should just do society a favor and kill themselves.
    Maybe you should revise your statement to say "The old-acting and/or ugly-dispostioned should just do society a favor and kill themselves."

    You have otherwise set yourself up for some editorial license-induced abuse.
    You think it's the dress you wear,
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    Get that out of your mind girl;
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    Glitter is gold."


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    Re: Re: I pity old and/or ugly people

    Originally posted by Lexx D
    Wow, nice rant. Hitler would be proud.

    Also i would just like to know how old you are(not mentally) This sounds like the rant of an 8th grade girl. "eww all those ugly kids should not be talking to me"
    Hey insults from Lexx D - that's a new one!

    I guess I'm the only one who's understanding the point of this thread so let me help you out.

    He's saying that old and ugly are merely states of mind and that people have the choice to live there lives any way they want. Many choose the path of living pathetic, dismal lives and that affects the way the look and feel all day, every day.

    Choice.
    "I know that human beings and fish can co-exist peacefully" - G.W.B.

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    Man, I was hoping if I moved away from Rochester, I could get away from all the fat, mean, negative attitude people that seem to comprise Rochester's population. Guess I'll cross Colorado off the list of potential places to move
    We do what we must because we can.

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