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    I passed a pee test!

    So as not to incriminate myself, let me just say that there are a variety of ways to fail a drug test, including the taking of Sudefed, second-hand smoke, overeating of poppyseed bagels, about a thousand different perscriptions...
    So, I'll just say that I wanted to avoid a retest (you have the legal right to ask for one, I think) and decided to take one of those cleanser drinks. The only reason I bought it was that 2 of my friends have taken a total of 4 drug tests at 4 different labs with it and passed every time. Now we're 5 for 5!
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    So, you no pee-pee on your hands eh...?


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    I do much better with a target in the urinal - helps me to not pee on my shoes.
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    Sucks for you with that plan when they decide to do a folicle test.

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    The cleanser drink was......
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    Did they actually do the test? I've been told that because of the costs involved with testing it's usually just a test to see whether or not you'll show up to take it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DRB
    The cleanser drink was......
    WAS.....
    Dirt, its whats for dinner!!

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    BTW... talk to Shrymp. She GIVES the tests.
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    "Bro, can I score some of your piss?"
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    drink a gallon of water and take an ass load of VItamin B12 (to make your piss yellow) 45 min before the test... keep drinking water steady until the test... pissing evert 5 min is a small price to pay to pass the test.

    Also the pain that erupts in your bladder while you are in the waiting room is quite the test.

    I am 2 for 2 with this method 1 with the b12 and 1 without.
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    the downside to those things is that they really dilute your piss. i know more than a few people who have had to take a retest because their sample was too diluted. congrats if you did pass though! i don't think i've been able to pass one of those in about 5 years

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    all im gonna say is i have never taken one and hope i dont have to cause i know i will fail!

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    jebus... what do you guys do?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by golgiaparatus
    drink a gallon of water and take an ass load of VItamin B12 (to make your piss yellow) 45 min before the test... keep drinking water steady until the test... pissing evert 5 min is a small price to pay to pass the test.

    Also the pain that erupts in your bladder while you are in the waiting room is quite the test.

    I am 2 for 2 with this method 1 with the b12 and 1 without.

    sick dude, if my parents do that to me, ill be set, i hope
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    Quote Originally Posted by golgiaparatus
    drink a gallon of water and take an ass load of VItamin B12 (to make your piss yellow) 45 min before the test... keep drinking water steady until the test... pissing evert 5 min is a small price to pay to pass the test.

    Also the pain that erupts in your bladder while you are in the waiting room is quite the test.

    I am 2 for 2 with this method 1 with the b12 and 1 without.
    This is what I was going to do but decided to buy something called Strip NC (NC=Natural Cleanser) available at GNC. I only bought it b/c 2 of my friends have taken 4 tests between them and passed tham all. Everything I have read indicated that drinking a lot of water is your best bet, but you do not have to drink as much as you think. Creatine is also good to take before a test. You pee it out naturally. Labs test Creatine levels to determine how hydrated you are. I have heard tha if your pee comes out pure white that some companies will reject the sample b/c it may look like your are artificially diluted. B complex vitamins (B 2 and B 12) take care of the color.
    I took the test less than 12 hours after last coming in contact with any "toxins". The directions said 3 days.
    Basicly, what you are doind is flushing your bladder faster than anything can get leached out of your blood/fat. Personally, I think that pee test are designed only to catch the idiots. If an employer really wanted to catch people, they would use the hair test that someone else mentioned.
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